There's an epic "cult" movie out there that's just like this. It's a Woody Allen movie called What's Up, Tiger Lily? He took a Japanese spy thriller and dubbed the entire thing with ludicrous English dialogue. It's absolutely hysterical. LMAO.
A la Peter Lorre: A box seat, a soda box seat
Yes ....... I've liked a lot of his stuff over the years, but I think Woody tried a little too hard in that particular venture. (jmo).
I bought two of his books -- "Getting Even" and "Without Feathers" way back when.
Some of his quotes:
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
it was very funny: