Should she not be wearing a life preserver there, after all, rising seas, about to be swept away ...
If I were her parent (shudder) I would send her to her room with no dessert for twelve years, and tell her to come down then and see if she deserved a biscuit.
If I were her social worker I would be drawing up indictments against her parents.
If I were her teacher I would be proud of what a wonderful little communist I had inspired, since of course then I would also be a communist myself.
If I were a weather forecaster, well whaddya know, I am a weather forecaster (this is going to get ugly) ...
Caption one of the above photos:
DRIVING MISS CRAZY