Hey, can my cat be a witness, too? She is always poking her little pink nose into everything, I'm really sure that she must have seen or heard something relevant.
I bet your cat would be a more compelling witness than that bisexual freak
‘She is always poking her little pink nose into everything’
one of the most endearing things about cats; they can’t have the slightest change in their environments without giving it the fullest of their attention...