Posted on 11/30/2019 9:35:45 AM PST by rktman
“Walking into his local guy sex shop, camera trailing, he asked, “is this where I get my hunting license?”
Damn you, we were shooting a scene and LOL’d with your post ruining it..
you cannot stop a man from going deer hunting with his husband’s father...
Has anyone ever uttered the phrase, "Sure, you can bugger my son but you can't go deer hunting with me"? I mean, is this one of those human rights I've never heard of before? An emanation of a penumbra?
Was he hunting “bucks”?
I grew up in a rural setting with cows, pigs, chickens, and other edible farm animals. We frequently knew the name of who it was we were eating. I belong to a gun, reload my own ammo, cast my own bullets for handguns and rifles, even buck shot and slugs for our shotguns. I like traipsing around in the woods. Lots of my friends and relatives like to hunt, but its just not for me. I feel like we had a bit of a contract with the animals we raised and fed. We didn't like to kill them, but that was part of the deal.
Even though dear reproduce in large numbers and cause more car accidents and deaths than any other type of animal... we have a bunch of them that hang around our house and they are just so darned cute. A while back during bow hunting season one of the bucks who had been hanging around our house year after year was hit by a “hunter”. He was a very majestic animal, but tamer than most cows. He got away and didn't die until an infection took him down a couple weeks later. The “hunter” did not have permission to be trespassing on other people's land but people figured out who he was and he got a well deserved fine for basically doing everything wrong.
Mayor Peter Eater can go sit on a unicorn.
Way to make him smile. 0
Is that a shotgun shell in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Faggot.
Hunting a doe because he wants the dough
or
Hunting a buck because he wants a #uck...
Only if was running against Liz Warren or Bernie Sanders, but Trump/Pence 2020!!
I approve of that kind of party. So far, I’m too selfish to donate venison to a food bank. I have family. I have friends with cancer who cannot hunt this year. And I’m a carnivore. No meat goes to waste.
The not too subtle message is that liberals think the only reason for the 2A is hunting.
i hope he remembered to take the store tag off his new down vest ...
“Fudds”
Popped in my mind too.
Fun story, thanks. My gut stories are dull.
That’s a good thing, my dad had that off the deck in back. Not a bad thing at all.
Gutting a deer is dull. You have to do something dumb to make it worth mentioning.
Dear Pete, remove the esophagus of the deer and air dry it over the course of a few days slowly working it to keep it flexible and yet hard. This handy device can be used when your woke? (What does that mean exactly) husband is on the rag.
Happy to help, but not to serve.
The Khan
“Pete Buttigieg: ‘Having a Gun Made Me Feel Smaller, Not Bigger’”
This simple line explains so much, How many times can you hear a female voice say R U N before you are completely crushed.
Maybe the Russian Roulette scene will turn out different this time.
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