The defendants invaded their privacy by recording their admissions of criminal activity. The KKK will be suing Ron Stalwart, an undercover cop, for deceiving them into believing he was white. They’ll want his royalties from the Spike Lee movie Black Klansman. The Mafia will be suing Joe Valacchi for violating his omerta NDA. He-Man Woman-haters’ Club will be wanting Alfalfa’s harmonica and baseball cards for falling in love, in violation of club by-laws.
As for Sammy da Bull, dat faccime, I’m doin’ his wife, so feggedaboudit.