No IPAs!!! What??? I enjoy an occasional lager every now and then and brown ales or even Guinness is okay. But the big commercial beers aren't welcome in my home.
The CEO’s of Coors and Guiness were having a drink together. The Coors boss ordered a Silver Bullet and the Guiness chief asked for a lemonade.
After getting a confused look from Coors, Guiness said, “If you’re not going to drink, then I won’t either.”