To: dp0622
“Exes” - plural?
Didn’t learn your first time, eh?
I did. But that one was so brutal I’m ruined to the thought of ever getting married again.
I like to tell people - “I used to be married but I’m feeling much better now”!
19 posted on
10/19/2019 3:20:32 AM PDT by
airborne
(I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey season!)
To: airborne
“I like to tell people - I used to be married but I’m feeling much better now!”
My ex once asked me if I would ever remarry, and I told her “hell no honey, you taught me better than that.”
33 posted on
10/19/2019 5:33:37 AM PDT by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: airborne
I like to tell people - “I used to be married but I’m feeling much better now”! I heard someone say, "My wife kept telling me I needed to lose weight so I got a divorce and it worked! I've already lost 120 pounds from my back!"
36 posted on
10/19/2019 6:04:22 AM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Unafraid to burn in Hell.)
To: airborne
41 posted on
10/19/2019 8:13:43 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
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