‘saw friends of Kavanaugh push “his penis into the hand of” a female student’
They can’t even come up with a lie that sounds remotely plausible. College guys grabbing their friend’s penis? In the 80s? Umm, no.
Not to mention that if multiple friends put his unit in someone else’s hand, then Kavanaugh’s shmekel must be as long as the tailpipe on my pickup truck.
Seriously, right? His friends were dragging him around by his appendage and there were girls sitting around with open hands into which said appendage can be placed? I’m just not buying it.