Twitter - @Fahrenthold
I know you won't CONTACT me, though, cuz as a Freeper YOU ARE A TOTAL PUSSY.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Fahrenthold
Even though my dad is a Dean at Harvard, I'm from Texas. Weird, huh..? That's so I can do the whole, "I Am A Real American"-thing. Nice, huh..? Harvard is also where I met my wife.
I am responsible for the Access Hollywood stuff about Trump, and I have a Pulitzer Prize. That gave me a Tast For Tha Biz, I guess you might say, if you wanted to Be All Hard, right?
I think THEY say that, heh-heh.
Anway, I hope you schmucks out there in fly-over country keep having fun humping your sisters and all. Keep It Real, I think they also say, heh-heh.
Have fun screaming for Jesus, playing with snakes and having your Bum Fights, Dummy Freepers..!
Thanks for the photo. I figured that was the case.