Oh, his SUICIDE..?! LEAST surprised person on earth is me, capiche..?! My pal ROCKO said so, too, nome sayin...? Oh man, JEFF was so sad. Sayin sad stuff, ya know..? In the chow line, wherevuh. Plus, some waterworks, Niagara Falls, like. Da guy finally went and slapped his neck right into the crook of my elbow right heya..!
(pals in background look down, begin suppressing laughter)
The night of Epsteins first suicide attempt Tartaglione was initially identified as a person who was a cop in WESTCHESTER County and being questioned. Clintons CHAPPAQUA home is in Westchester County. Most of the current internet articles now say he was a NYPD cop, no mention of Westchester as originally stated.