[sergeantdave]

Elie is why you can’t find cookies in the store.

Elie is why you need to stand in line 25 minutes for a cheeseburger.

Elie is why your kids can’t have an ice cream cone.

Elie is why Guam may tip over.

Elie is why the Earth may stop rotating and everyone will fall off.

[SaveFerris]

[Elie is why Guam may tip over.]

Tell Hank Johnson we’re sending Elie to Guam....