LOL, and don't gamble away the "Nestegg"!
David: Oh, God. I guess this was my fault. Thats what Im thinking. Maybe I just didnt explain the nest egg well enough. If you had understood
you know, its a very sacred thing the nest egg, and if youd understood the Nest Egg Principle, as we will now call it in the first of many lectures that you will have to get, because if we are to ever acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand what it means. The egg is a protector, like a god, and we sit under the nest egg
and we are protected by it. Without it? No protection! Want me to go on? It pours rain. Hey, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. Without the egg? Wet! Its over. But you didnt understand it and thats why were where we are.
Linda: I understood the nest egg.
David: Oh, please. Do me a favor. Dont use the word. You may not use that word. Its off limits to you! Only those in this house who understand nest egg may use it! And dont use any part of it, either. Dont use nest. Dont use egg. Youre out in the forest you can point, The bird lives in a round stick. And and and you have things over easy with toast!
That right there is some seriously wacky dialog.