I was conning a CG into Seal Beach for a weapons onload; as we approached the pier we went to General Quarters for a major lube oil leak. Never saw civilians on forklifts move ammo away from the pier so fast in my life.
Normally, the first word passed over the 1MC after ‘Shift Colors’ was ‘The Ship is Now On Water Hours’.
That is serious stuff, but...pretty funny!