That’s the spirit. Matzah is pretty flatulo-genic, too. Have a few pieces of the hand-made round kind, and you’ll be farting like a trombone, thereby honoring both Earth Day AND Passover, and being both environmentally conscientious AND multicultural. If you have cows, give them some, too.
Hmmm. I did not know that about Matzah, as I have never eaten any. Well, there’s always next year! Maybe I’ll fry up some onions instead. I don’t know where onions fall on the Richter scale, but it’s worth a shot!