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The FBI ran out of lice to investigate in Washington, DC.
1 posted on 12/10/2018 5:29:03 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I’m scratching my head over this story.


2 posted on 12/10/2018 5:31:17 PM PST by mkmensinger
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LoveBugs Lice Removal?

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/going.wav


3 posted on 12/10/2018 5:31:53 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

LoveBugs Lice Removal. Franchise opportunities available!


4 posted on 12/10/2018 5:32:06 PM PST by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

FYI, Hartz dog flea shampoo used to list it removes lice. Of course, when too many people started using it instead of the more expensive Rid, they were made to delete that little tidbit off the label.


7 posted on 12/10/2018 5:33:22 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Were they previously refused service?


8 posted on 12/10/2018 5:35:47 PM PST by John 3_19-21 (Subterfuge, innuendo, miss quotes, and out right lies, This is the American Misleadia.)
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Yvengi’s delousing station?


9 posted on 12/10/2018 5:37:26 PM PST by Ronin (I need a new tagline...)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I found Malathion to work the best when my daughter was in school 20 years ago.


12 posted on 12/10/2018 5:38:05 PM PST by eyeamok
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

” LoveBugs founder Marika Mavromatis...”

Looks like a Russian running a collusion operation called LoveBugs .... Trump needs to be worried as this has been verified by Cohen.


14 posted on 12/10/2018 5:42:57 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Run out of lice to investigate in wash dc? Not a chance in Hell ...


15 posted on 12/10/2018 6:01:29 PM PST by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The show Dirty jobs was at this company.


18 posted on 12/10/2018 6:06:21 PM PST by GranTorino (Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

my guess is it was a front for other illegal activities…think about it how much money can you make treating people with lice.


19 posted on 12/10/2018 6:07:12 PM PST by PCPOET7
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Just ugh! Lice removal? “We’ve got the real dirt on our clients!”


20 posted on 12/10/2018 6:08:36 PM PST by EinNYC
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There’s such a thing as a “lice removal salon?”

Good Lord, don’t people bathe and shower any more?


21 posted on 12/10/2018 6:10:20 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I see all the comments that are humorous, but I may remind you that sex trafficked children are not kept in hygienic conditions and they may have been brought here to be de-liced before being sold to their “clients”....

If this isn’t the FBI wasting our money I would assume it would be for this reason alone.


23 posted on 12/10/2018 6:13:21 PM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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Mavromatis developed the salon’s nontoxic, all-natural lice removal technique in Greece

Beware of Greeks bearing lice...

25 posted on 12/10/2018 6:16:00 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.

28 posted on 12/10/2018 6:23:03 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Crabs! A whole army of them! They’ll eat your winky down to the bone!”


32 posted on 12/10/2018 6:40:04 PM PST by CrazyIvan (A gentleman arms himself for the protection of others.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If you ever had a long-haired daughter come home from elementary school with a letter advising you of an outbreak in the classroom, you might just welcome such a business. But not one using home remedies. Oh, the joys of being Mr Mom. “Honey, I think you would look great with short hair!”


38 posted on 12/10/2018 7:48:02 PM PST by NonValueAdded (#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Hopefully they don’t use the monkey/Vietnamese method of picking out the lice and eating them (how else can they get rid of them after picking them out of your hair?)


50 posted on 12/10/2018 9:31:13 PM PST by lewislynn
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