The FBI ran out of lice to investigate in Washington, DC.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I’m scratching my head over this story.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
3 posted on
12/10/2018 5:31:53 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
LoveBugs Lice Removal. Franchise opportunities available!
4 posted on
12/10/2018 5:32:06 PM PST by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
FYI, Hartz dog flea shampoo used to list it removes lice. Of course, when too many people started using it instead of the more expensive Rid, they were made to delete that little tidbit off the label.
7 posted on
12/10/2018 5:33:22 PM PST by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Were they previously refused service?
8 posted on
12/10/2018 5:35:47 PM PST by
John 3_19-21
(Subterfuge, innuendo, miss quotes, and out right lies, This is the American Misleadia.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Yvengi’s delousing station?
9 posted on
12/10/2018 5:37:26 PM PST by
Ronin
(I need a new tagline...)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I found Malathion to work the best when my daughter was in school 20 years ago.
12 posted on
12/10/2018 5:38:05 PM PST by
eyeamok
To: ProtectOurFreedom
” LoveBugs founder Marika Mavromatis...”
Looks like a Russian running a collusion operation called LoveBugs .... Trump needs to be worried as this has been verified by Cohen.
14 posted on
12/10/2018 5:42:57 PM PST by
RetiredTexasVet
(Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Run out of lice to investigate in wash dc? Not a chance in Hell ...
15 posted on
12/10/2018 6:01:29 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: ProtectOurFreedom
The show Dirty jobs was at this company.
18 posted on
12/10/2018 6:06:21 PM PST by
GranTorino
(Bloody Lips Save Ships.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
my guess is it was a front for other illegal activities
think about it how much money can you make treating people with lice.
19 posted on
12/10/2018 6:07:12 PM PST by
PCPOET7
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Just ugh! Lice removal? “We’ve got the real dirt on our clients!”
20 posted on
12/10/2018 6:08:36 PM PST by
EinNYC
To: ProtectOurFreedom
There’s such a thing as a “lice removal salon?”
Good Lord, don’t people bathe and shower any more?
21 posted on
12/10/2018 6:10:20 PM PST by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I see all the comments that are humorous, but I may remind you that sex trafficked children are not kept in hygienic conditions and they may have been brought here to be de-liced before being sold to their “clients”....
If this isn’t the FBI wasting our money I would assume it would be for this reason alone.
23 posted on
12/10/2018 6:13:21 PM PST by
GraceG
("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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Mavromatis developed the salons nontoxic, all-natural lice removal technique in Greece Beware of Greeks bearing lice...
25 posted on
12/10/2018 6:16:00 PM PST by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.
28 posted on
12/10/2018 6:23:03 PM PST by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
“Crabs! A whole army of them! They’ll eat your winky down to the bone!”
32 posted on
12/10/2018 6:40:04 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(A gentleman arms himself for the protection of others.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
If you ever had a long-haired daughter come home from elementary school with a letter advising you of an outbreak in the classroom, you might just welcome such a business. But not one using home remedies. Oh, the joys of being Mr Mom. “Honey, I think you would look great with short hair!”
38 posted on
12/10/2018 7:48:02 PM PST by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Hopefully they don’t use the monkey/Vietnamese method of picking out the lice and eating them (how else can they get rid of them after picking them out of your hair?)
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