Well then, maybe you just need to get in on the Révolution Française - Deux tourism packages. You could be first.
I wouldn't go near that place on a bet. We're off to Seville tomorrow to visit the cathedral, the Christmas markets and to buy some convent sweets. Let them clean up their act and their streets first then maybe I'll catch one of the deals they offer to get people to come back. In the meantime there will be plenty of open rooms for you.