The Many Things that Democrats want to Ban (Running List) - Metallicman

metallicman ^ | 8DEC18 | editorial staff

[vannrox]

This is a compilation of the many, many things that American Democrats (often radical totalitarian communists wearing the mantle of “progressive liberals”) want to ban. This is a running tabulated list that originated from an earlier post about busybodies. There, I argued that Social Justice Warriors (SJW) was just another name for a busybody.

This is a set aside list tabulated by request. It supersedes the extensive list on an earlier post about busybodies. Remember, boys and girls, all bans are a restriction on freedom. Go ahead and shake your head in disbelief. These people are friggin’ lunatics.

The List

• Ban Barbie dolls (For Pete’s sake, why?)
• Ban the National Anthem
• Ban socks (A Change.org initiative.)
• Ban Islamophobic Lawmaker From the U.S.
• Ban the word “Bossy“
• Ban French Fries
• Ban sitting or lying down
• Ban matches and match boxes (they can be used with muzzle-loaders)
• Ban sharp cutlery
• Ban Sexual Slang
• Ban traditional Christmas songs and music
• Ban air fresheners
• Ban scary appearing weapons
• Ban “expensive appearing” jackets (Anti-poverty shaming initiative.)
• Ban using the word “too”
• Ban shoelaces
• Ban tackle football
• Ban adults from going to amusement parks unless they have children in tow.
• Ban ice cream in the park (Children can fall down while licking ice cream.)
• Ban bottled water
• Ban See-Saws
• Ban NSFW Words
• Ban swings on playgrounds
• Ban use of the term “Husband and Wife” from US Code
• Ban gay conversion therapy
• Ban all cars that use gasoline or diesel fuel
• Ban mining
• Ban “ideological food”
• Ban slides on playgrounds
• Ban the use of plastic straws in churches and daycares
• Ban Balloons.
• Ban riding in a car, unless you have ID on you
• Ban the term “fake news“
• Ban private ownership of Night Vision Glasses
• Ban Christmas Music (It has a negative effect on your brain.)
• Ban bottled water
• Ban painting your house in a non-approved color
• Ban the sale of box cutters to minors
• Ban cars from turning  (How is this even possible?)
• Ban sale of machetes to minors
• Ban Prostitutes from advertising online
• Ban Menthol cigarettes
• Ban e-cigarettes
• Ban energy drinks
• Ban the NPC meme
• Ban MAGA hats
• Ban carrying guns outside your home
• Ban Eastern Gulf Oil Drilling
• Ban coffee unless the cup has cancer warnings
• Ban plastic flatware
• Ban guns completely made out of plastic
• Ban Mahjong games
• Ban makeup
• Ban crayons
• Ban wood-burning stoves
• Ban collecting rainwater
• Ban the American Flag
• Ban fantasy football
• Ban peanut butter (Some children are allergic, so it must be banned for everyone!) And HERE is an example of a SJW busybody trying to tell other people how to parent their children.
• Ban Christmas at the VA (Ah… but non-Christian practices are just fine.)
• Ban smoking in parks
• Ban sand at playgrounds
• Ban the term “Senior Movement“
• Ban the Bible
• Ban smoking everywhere
• Ban backsliding
• Ban chocolate milk
• Ban switchblades
• Ban landscape lights at night
• Ban marijuana (Yuppur, it was a democrat who started the entire ‘war on drugs”.)
• Ban Fracking
• Ban using the word “Alien”
• Ban weed-killers
• Ban the term “Culture Fit“
• Ban free water
• Ban string bikinis
• Ban High Heels
• Ban Alex Jones
• Ban wood-burning stoves
• Ban cafeterias 
• Ban high heels
• Ban things shown in Walt Disney Movies
• Ban coal rolling
• Ban makeup that was tested on animals
• Ban candy cigarettes
• Ban the word “illegal” (And replace it with what?)
• Ban nunchucks
• Ban homeschooling
• Ban early start times at school
• Ban the word “thug” (it’s racist, don’t ya know…)
• Ban drug testing for welfare
• Ban certain chemicals used in pizza boxes
• Ban pizza (From a parody website. So don’t take this entry seriously.) But, the Obama administration is trying to regulate it into oblivion.
• Ban carrying booze outside
• Ban American holidays that were birthdays
• Ban all pork products from the subway restaurant chain
• Ban Easter Candy (It’s because of Global Warming, don’t ya know.)
• Ban air rifle clubs (like air-soft) in schools (ah, it “promotes” gun “culture”.)
• Ban 50 caliber revolvers
• Ban vegetable gardens
• Ban smoking on playgrounds
• Ban blogging
• Ban “upskirting”
• Ban American flags from fire engines
• Ban your passport if the IRS says you owe money
• Ban candles
• Ban outdoor broilers
• Ban Happy Meal toys (It’s “for the children”…)
• Ban motorized scooters for rent
• Ban tee- totterers on playgrounds
• Ban on menthol cigarettes
• ban water-gun fights
• Ban on parents to teach their children the Bible
• Ban darts
• Ban monkey bars on playgrounds
• Ban playing Duck, Duck, Goose on Playgrounds
• Ban youth football
• Ban playing “Tag” on playgrounds
• Ban on the appearance of “Tide Pods” (They look too good to hungry people!)
• Ban on the purchase of guns by military reservists
• Ban archery clubs in schools
• Ban incandescent light bulbs
• Ban leaf blowers
• Ban playing ‘Tag” on playgrounds
• Ban high-capacity toilets
• Ban plastic bags
• Ban playing the game “Red Rover” on playgrounds
• Ban plastic bags AND force fees on paper bags
• Ban bra holsters
• Ban baggy pants
• Ban on political lawn signs
• Ban on neckties (I have no problem with that, but why is the government involved?)
• Ban free speech zones
• Ban private jet flights if you work in the government
• Ban any commercial that uses the word “God” in any way
• Ban shoelaces and guns (you can’t have both at the same time)
• Ban all guns of any kind or type (Yawn, as if we didn’t know this already.)
• Ban makeup
• Ban beef from Brazil.
• Ban the game of dodgeball.
• Ban Holidays named after a birthday
• Ban pull-top rings on soda and beer cans
• Ban felt soles
• Ban cheese
• Ban eating on the subway
• Ban the toy “Slip n’ slide“.
• Require cancer warnings on Coffee
• Ban the word “dinosaur” from standardized tests
• Ban VCRs (Why stop there, why not BetaMAX as well?)
• Ban all software that originates out of Russia
• Ban stolen guns (How?)
• Ban bras
• Ban schools to ban musical chairs .
• ban Superhero games.
• Ban carnivals
• Ban playground games that involve “imaginary weapons”.
• Ban “devices“
• Ban balloons in parks.
• Ban teaching of catechism by Catholics in the State
• Ban gun and DIY videos on You-Tube
• Ban plastic shopping bags
• Ban the word illegal (it’s racist…?)
• Ban the display of pigs, sausages and bacon from children’s books (Yes, seriously!)
• Ban large caliber (and bore) guns (Um, which part of “cannot be infringed” isn’t clear?)
• Ban “Happy Meal Toys”
• Ban consumer loans
• Ban toy guns
• Ban old shotguns
• Ban gun modifications that improve ROF
• Ban the President from making policy decisions in the military.
• Ban gay marriage (Surprise!)
• Ban Portable Toilets
• Ban the word “welfare”
• Ban plastic bags at grocery stores
• Ban “paid prioritization” on the Internet
• Ban bullets that are fired in the AR-15 (It used to be AK-47, now it is AR-15. Sigh.)
• Ban on STOPPING efforts for states to collect taxes on Internet transactions (Pro-taxation legislation.)
• Ban collapsible batons
• Ban McDonald’s Happy Meal
• Ban depictions of pigs in children’s books (It would offend Muslims. Yes. Seriously.)
• Ban powdered medical gloves and here
• Ban water guns (Man, It’s a good thing that they don’t live in Thailand.)
• Ban laundry detergent that looks delicious
• Ban outsourcing or at the very least tax it into oblivion
• Ban certain ways of talking (Political Correct monitoring of the Internet.)
• Ban horse drawn carriages
• Ban water pistols
• Ban horse racing
• Ban turtles (well, because…)
• Ban on loaded guns or rifles on public roads
• Ban on words (Yes… words.)
• Ban turtle eggs
• Ban dog racing
• Ban race cars that were built from commercial cars
• Ban sunscreen (you see it is destroying coral…)
• Ban software (Not all software, just selected types.)
• Ban on gas stations 
• Ban paid prioritization on ISPs
• Ban on cryptocurrency
• Ban chlorine bleach
• Ban fake guns
• Ban non-profit organizations (Because they are likely religious…)
• Ban swings
• Ban garbage disposals
• Ban all kinds of sunscreen products (in Hawaii?)
• Ban birthday cake candles
• Ban college football
• Ban shipments of coal
• Ban certain types of books
• Ban all children’s books
• Ban toilets at the beach
• Ban the word Vagina
• Ban on parents at playgrounds
• Ban single adults near playgrounds
• Ban hotdogs in public schools (All processed meat is bad, don’t ya know…)
• Ban hotdogs in children’s hospitals (Hum. It seems like there is a trend here…)
• Ban hotdogs and all meat from public schools (Oh no. It’s the vegetarian arm of the DNC!)
• Ban the betel nut (No shit! Have you ever tried it? Good golly, it was banned because they couldn’t find advantages in it. Not because it was dangerous!)
• Ban the sales of pets
• Ban selling kittens and puppies
• Ban oil drilling off-shore
• Ban online banking for Infowars
• Ban goldfish
• Ban pitbulls
• Ban agricultural chemicals
• Ban common hunting rifles
• Ban ice picks
• Ban balloons
• Ban on novelty lighters
• Ban eating cats and dogs
• Ban bulk caffeine products
• Ban on plastic grocery bags
• Ban on ED medication
• Ban anyone from using a website that triggers a SWJ
• Ban on herbal Viagra
• Ban water fountains (So you need to buy bottled water. Luckily this was rescinded.)
• Ban penis pistols (are they a thing?)
• Ban bottled water (So you have to buy sugary drinks.)
• Ban sugary drinks (Or, not.)
• Ban homeopathy and herbal medicine
• Ban bitcoins and all cryptocurrency
• Ban police from having sex with people they pull over for traffic violations
• Ban all kinds of prayer except for Muslim prayer
• Ban private lawns
• Ban on retirees owning guns
• Ban glitter
• Ban birthday cake candles and regulate cupcakes
• Ban dark Maple Syrup
• Ban pencils and a parody on the reasons why
• Ban the plastic bags used to collect dog poop
• Ban gun clubs in schools
• Ban asbestos use
• Ban the “traditional” way to make potato chips
• Ban ping-pong balls
• Ban on all food from China
• Ban fishing
• Ban sandwiches
• Ban lunch shaming
• Ban corporate donations
• Ban gun magazines
• Ban horse-drawn carriages
• Ban marijuana (That was a surprise! Now that it is legal…WTF?)
• Ban on porn didn’t work, so they want mandatory registration & fees to view it.
• Place tougher restrictions (if cannot ban) on concealed carry of firearms
• Ban Silly String on Halloween
• Ban switchblades
• Ban backpacks
• Ban Belts
• Ban singing the national anthem.
• Ban Red, White, and Blue crayons (They are confederate colors!)
• Ban cork guns (Remember those toy guns with a cork on a string at the end of the barrel?)
• Ban first person shooter video games
• Ban on tackle football
• Ban in-class sweets
• Ban cartoons (because they are racist)
• Ban junk food
• Ban Civil War Reenactments
• Ban goldfish
• Ban air guns (such as Airsoft)
• Ban pet meat consumption
• Ban on smoking everywhere
• Ban Disney Movies from getting Awards
• Ban glue traps
• Ban flirting
• Ban peanuts from schools
• Ban on all pork products in Federal Prisons
• Ban descriptive Identity Statements
• Ban potato chips unless they have labeled warnings on the bags
• Ban glue guns from sale at craft stores (They look like weapons!)
• Ban the term “Pizzagate”
• Ban .50 bullets
• Ban fried foods in daycare
• Ban the purchase of lottery tickets by those on welfare
• Ban tattoos on pets
• Ban listening on police scanners
• Ban flavored tobacco
• Ban Pork Chops
• Ban plastic toy guns
• Ban Christians from public office (Ok, this is a Bernie Sanders ban, and he is a “progressive Independent”, not a “Democrat”. That what is in a name? After all, he did run as a Democrat primary candidate.)
• Ban the Sale of Spells  (Witchcraft Magic should be free, don’t ya know.)
• Ban wearing masks in public
• Ban gun sales to those with misdemeanor offense history (Parking tickets?)
• Ban loud music
• Ban on preventing new Toll Booths and Toll Roads (More taxes, you know.)
• Ban frosted flakes 
• Ban dogs off-leash
• Ban on throwing away leftovers
• Ban e-cigs (Yeah, they should smoke real cigars, don’t ya know.)
• Ban selling iPhones in New York
• Ban all sources of outside income from lawmakers
• Ban milkshakes (You know, to be healthy…)
• Ban microwave popcorn
• Ban on using E-cigarettes to smoke pot
• Ban US employers from asking about a job candidate’s salary history
• Ban drinking coffee when in a car
• Ban machete ownership
• Ban video games
• Ban ETS water heaters (yes. Those pesky darn Democrats actually got this banned through regulation.)
• Ban sales of ammo online
• Ban minors use of a tanning bed
• Ban lawnmowers
• Ban unsupervised cartwheels on the playground (this is in Australia, but I just had to include it here.)
• Ban fish farming and Here as well.
• Ban wearing Star Wars T-shirts
• Ban on following the Constitution
• Ban Internet sales of ammo
• Ban on Taxpayer-Funded Gun Research
• Ban using derogatory terms such as mascots
• Ban ammunition used in hunting
• Ban summer vacations
• Ban vasectomies
• Ban pastors from ministering to homosexuals
• Ban sales of Bibles
• Ban all Fast Food
• Ban asbestos
• Ban cross-hair symbols
• Ban drinking soda in public places
• Ban Nerf Guns
• Ban bump stocks
• Ban Redskins Clothing
• Ban any gun that looks like an “Assault Gun”
• Ban the words “husband” and “wife”
• Ban “bulk caffeine” products
• Ban bulletproof Plexiglas (It’s racist, don’t ya know.)
• Ban breeding captive killer whales in California.
• Ban popcorn sales at movie screenings (California)
• Ban semi-auto rifles 
• Ban popcorn (In NYC, if you are going to ban soda, why not…)
• Ban the placement of the Confederate Flag on the graves of Confederate soldiers
• Ban of guns in churches
• Ban on exporting US oil
• Ban the use of crumb rubber on playground decking
• Ban felt sole waders and boots worn by anglers
• Ban on any video game that has violence
• Ban use of drones to assist in hunting or fishing
• Ban on E-cigarettes (It’s a “gateway drug”, don’t ya know.)
• Ban the college fencing team from practicing with their “weapons”
• Ban on glitter and glitter related products
• Ban on “Hate Speech” (Only have approved speech.)
• Ban on Free Speech (Or, not.)
• Ban Ice-cream vans
• Ban the word “welfare” (It’s demeaning and racist.)
• Ban on powdered caffeine (Is it a thing?)
• Ban eating ice-cream in city parks
• Ban running in the playground
• Ban easy to remember passwords
• Ban “right to work” laws
• Ban “dangerous” playground games (Like “Hide and Seek”. Dangerous.)
• Ban rent increases
• Ban “violent” first person shooter video games
• Ban vacation rentals in certain areas
• Ban home owners from renting their property out
• Ban toy weapons such as guns, knives and swords
• Ban income-based rent
• Ban on any ban on internet toll collecting activities (They want to be able to collect tolls.)
• Ban smoking in your car under all conditions
• Ban restaurant owner from working in his own kitchen
• Ban parents from teaching their children on how to use a firearm
• Ban flavored cigars (is it really a thing?)
• Ban on antiques that have elephant ivory in it
• Ban smoking in a car if there is a minor present
• Ban on smoking at beaches
• Ban on flights to South Carolina
• Ban facial scrubs
• Ban cigarette advertisements on the TV and radio
• Ban sales of “Black Rifle Coffee” in Massachusetts (It’s the name that is offensive.)
• Ban arrests of deadbeat tenants
• Ban wearing saggy pants and in this state as well
• Ban body armor
• Ban milk (not an exactly a call-out, its certainly a prep for a ban)
• Ban exposing underwear in public
• Ban Christmas (From a Catholic priest of all people.)
• Ban oil drilling in the gulf of Mexico (So Americans can import more oil from Saudi Arabia.)
• Limit men masturbating unless they are doing it in a sanctioned session at a hospital or clinic.
• Ban Handgun Advertisements
• Ban books on treating unwanted gay attraction
• Ban on bacon in Federal Prisons
• Ban universities from accepting money from beer companies
• Ban plastic silverware
• Ban harvesting horses for meat
• Ban poultry shows
• Ban wearing costumes in public
• Ban descriptive identity statements
• Ban feeding pigeons
• Ban Nerf guns (Someone can get hurt, or even worse; triggered.)
• Ban pistols
• Ban pencils from school
• Ban Alex Jones because he hurts people’s feelings
• Ban on flavored cigarettes (It’s racist, don’t ya know…)
• Ban cigarette vending machines and here and here
• Ban fried- food in the US Navy and here also
• Ban fried food in daycare
• Ban “open carry” in grocery stores
• Ban french fries in the White House
• Ban on feeding wildlife
• Ban open-carry in Starbucks (Democrats have been lobbying for this.)
• Ban BB Guns
• Ban “frosted flakes” cereal in daycare
• Ban steel-head fishing
• Ban selling e-cigarettes from vending machines
• Ban raffles
• Ban selling iPhones in New York
• Ban cheese on cheeseburgers  (Lawyer is a Democrat. Figures.)
• Ban bingo
• Ban the second amendment right if you don’t bake a cake
• Ban pastors from ministering to homosexuals
• Ban hunting ammo
• Ban fast food
• Ban organized bird shoots
• Ban hunting with dogs
• Ban on threaded barrels in firearms
• Ban suntanning for anyone under the age of 18
• Ban Halloween
• Ban food sharing
• Ban on feeding the homeless
• Ban “open carry” in restaurants
• Ban on semi-automatic firearms (what part does “shall not be infringed” is so unclear?)
• Ban on cutting down live trees for Christmas trees
• Ban salmon fishing
• Ban the showing of the American flag at the DNC
• Ban “Proud to be an American” stickers 
• Ban on potato guns
• Ban lapel pins that show the American flag (It’s not just the media, but the President as well.)
• Ban on using certain types of software
• Ban lead in ammo
• Ban on internet cafés
• Ban cultivation of pot (once it was made legal in the state)
• Ban wearing any tee-shirt in school that has a depiction of a gun or firearm
• Ban chocolate and strawberry flavored milk in schools in LA, and in NJ.
• Ban the first amendment on the Internet.
• Ban eel fishing
• Ban Junk food from food stamp program
• Ban on Redskins clothing
• Ban on feed and lures for game animals
• Ban on using “white potatoes” in welfare programs (It’s racist, don’t ya know…)
• Ban selling goods that come from countries that use slave or child labor
• Ban bicycle repair in parks
• Ban Valentine’s Candy
• Ban flowers and balloons from VA Hospitals
• Ban all firearms that use plastic in any part of it
• Ban mythical weapons
• Ban riding bicycles on Iowa roads that are used to move food from farm to distribution points (Organized by the Citizens for Safety Coalition of Iowa (CFSC)… sounds like a George Soros organization. Eh?)
• Ban men masturbating (as an act against an unborn child)
• Ban Bibles
• Ban greyhound racing
• Ban texting while driving
• Ban on following Congressional rules
• Ban peanuts and nut products
• Ban things that hang from vehicle rear bumpers that look like men’s genitalia.
• Ban serving peanuts on commercial airlines
• Ban Books, Speech That Violate LGBT Priorities
• Ban breast implants, silicon, textured, everything about them.
• Ban soda
• Ban on potatoes at school cafeterias
• Ban water fountains
• Ban all ammo used in weapons
• Ban on Christmas
• Ban .50 caliber revolvers
• Ban stolen guns
• Ban gillnet fishing
• Ban flamethrowers
• Ban texting while riding a bicycle
• Ban Auto Tents
• Ban Easter Bunnies
• Ban booze during Spring Break
• Ban pizza rolls
• Ban the Confederate flag from flying anywhere
• Ban ICE from operating within city limits
• Ban certain types of plant seeds
• Ban Foie Gras being served in restaurants
• Ban texting and walking at the same time (Maybe like banning chewing gum while walking…eh?)
• Ban felt-soled wader
• Ban sales of guns to Americans (The Bill of Rights and the Second Amendment be damned!)
• Ban saying “Merry Christmas” at VA centers
• Ban fireplaces
• Ban public expression of Biblical morality
• Ban ammo that is “popular“
• Ban Christmas trees at VA centers
• Ban using goose down in clothing
• Ban the State of the Union Address
• Ban use of EBT money at strip clubs
• Ban duck hunting
• Ban Asking Questions on Job Interviews
• Ban duck decoys
• Ban “sunny side up” eggs
• Ban ornaments on Christmas trees
• Ban on hunting on Sunday
• Ban grades that indicate that a student is failing class
• Ban large sodas
• Ban trapping and hunting in state parks
• Ban guns on roads (you can only have them on your property)
• Ban easy to open pill bottles
• Ban chocolate milk in schools
• Ban fellow Democrats from wearing label pins
• Ban funding for security at public schools
• Ban Police and armed guards from schools
• Ban saying “I am not racist” as a microaggression
• Ban tattoos on pets
• Ban motorcycles
• Ban all news that is not liberal or progressive
• Ban on dangerous knives in Florida
• Ban on butcher knives in New York
• Ban early football kickoffs
• Ban on suspending students for bad behavior
• Ban on MDMA (Yup. It was a democrat who changed the scheduling for it.)
• Ban growing pot outdoors
• Ban lead weights for fishing tackle
• Ban Peanut, Butter and Jelly sandwich (It’s racist, don’t ya know…) HERE.
• Ban on lightbulbs (just they refuse to use the word “ban”)
• Ban on free speech on the Internet
• Ban pet goldfish
• Ban on novelty lighters
• Ban skirts
• Ban smokeless tobacco
• Ban muzzle-loaders
• Ban rapid ROF gun accessories
• Ban children’s meals that serve drinks other than milk or water
• Ban home gardens
• Ban smoking in the park
• Ban Berger Cookies
• Ban the Drudge Report
• Ban Trick or Treating over 12 years of age
• Ban tobacco in hospitals
• Ban yogurt (Part of the Obama “healthy military” program…)
• Ban “Happy Meal” toys
• Ban Therapy
• Ban importing snakes
• Ban Kinder Surprise
• Ban genetically modified salmon
• Ban plastic straws
• Ban tobacco coupons
• Ban the Pledge of Allegiance (The atheist arm of the DNC.)
• Ban the words “In God we Trust” on money (More DNC atheists.)
• Ban tobacco sales to anyone in the military
• Ban internet cigar sales
• Ban slingshots
• Ban on ammo clips
• Ban corporate donations

Hey, is it just me, but has anyone else noticed a trend here?

Busybodies do not realize who and what they are. They justify their behaviors by being righteous and just. They think that they are making the world a better place, and threat they are contributing to society. When the fact is that that are doing none of these things. Instead their ego has taken over and deluded themselves to cover up the fact that they are just horrible, horrible people.

Busybodies always have a reason, a justification or a need to fulfill. When they are children, it is to show just who is better, stronger or more powerful. If they are smart, they become a “know-it-all”. If they aren’t, they become a bully. It is almost always associated with some emotional issue.

Today, as adults the motivations are not so clear and obvious. I personally think that it is more related to them coveting a new mansion or two, myself. Their excuses are pretty much predictable. “It’s for the children.”, or “It’s to put an end to racism.”, or it’s to “make the country safer”, or “it’s to end the divide between one group of the other”. Ugh! Nah. It’s all just bullshit excuses.

I am not the only one who noticed this.

“In fact, you probably did five illegal things before breakfast without having a clue about it, which you'll find out about the moment some liberal decides you have to be put in your place and looks for a way to do it. Liberals control what you eat, what clothes you wear, what TV you watch, what kind of car you drive, what size soda you can drink, and even what toilet or light bulb you can use in your house. Complain about it and you're accused of wanting to end restaurant inspections and safety standards that prevent cars from exploding.”

-John Hawkins

Even my father, who was a life-long staunch Democrat, questioned the actions of these radical progressives. Now that he is dead and buried, I am sure that he will still be voting Democrat, even though, his heart is no longer in it.

LOL!

The truth is plain as the nose on your face. They have no interests for anyone else except themselves. Someone gives them some money, and they use their power and influence to do their donor a favor (or two or three… for a price.) They come up with all kinds of reasons and excuses, but come on… please. It is obvious that they are just busybodies that have found a way to get rich being a stingy busybody. What a racket!

This is a funny meme that I found on the Internet. You know, it wouldn’t be so funny, if it wasn’t true. I think the reason why memes are so popular is that they inject humor into everyday situations that make us look at a given issue in a new light.

Conclusions

This list supersedes the original list. All additional updates on Democrats banning things will be placed here on this simplified and direct list.

[vannrox]

The Democrats in America really believe that they are better than everyone else. They want to force people to act and behave in the manners that they approve of. This is for selfish reasons ONLY. Oh, yes, they use excuses. Such as “for the children”, to “make America better and safer”, and for “Global Warming”. However, it’s all just excuses. They really do not care.

They just want to exercise POWER over others.

In lieu of that, they wish to personally profit from the changes that they implement. They are extraordinarily evil people. Don’t ya know.

This girl has just encountered a Democrat utopia. It is a place where everything is nice and tidy just like the rulers want. You, however, are just a lowly serf for the oligarchy. Sorry. I know it is heartbreaking knowing your position in life.

[Gay State Conservative]

Outstanding post! Lots of time and effort clearly went into it.I’ll be checking it out in detail when I have a ton of free time.

[RightGeek]

bkmk

[ifinnegan]

This quote has messed up the formatting of the thread.

“In fact, you probably did five illegal things before breakfast without having a clue about it, which you’ll find out about the moment some liberal decides you have to be put in your place and looks for a way to do it. Liberals control what you eat, what clothes you wear, what TV you watch, what kind of car you drive, what size soda you can drink, and even what toilet or light bulb you can use in your house. Complain about it and you’re accused of wanting to end restaurant inspections and safety standards that prevent cars from exploding.”
-John Hawkins

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

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[P.O.E.]

Great list.

Many corporations like all kinds of “safety” regulations (it’s for the children, you know) because it keeps out the little guy who can’t afford the compliance costs. And they spend millions buying politicians to pass these sorts of laws. It’s an oligarchy.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"Did you really think we want those laws observed? We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

Dr. Ferris from Atlas Shrugged

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Bkmk

[joma89]

Ping.

JoMa

[lgjhn23]

We need a ban list ourselves except ours would be quite short and simple: 1. Ban Democrats

[Luigi Vasellini]

Great list of things leftards wanting to ban

[Mr. Rabbit]

And anything not banned is mandatory.

[kiryandil]

When they seat the #FakeCongress with all the DemoKKKrats from The Big Orange County Steal out in Carolinafornia, this is what happens:

#NotMyLaws

[YogicCowboy]

That is an impressive aggregation.

Everything that is not forbidden will be mandatory.

They are collectivists, which means that they are evil.

[YogicCowboy]

1. Ban collectivists. (This includes all of them, not just so-called Democrats.)

[Flaming Conservative]

Playground sand, I can see...cats use it for a toilet, and kids get it under their fingernails. But they better leave my make-up, hair dye, and high heels alone, or there’s gonna be trouble!

[vannrox]

The Ban on High heels is being discussed...
https://www.buzzfeed.com/krystieyandoli/reasons-high-heels-should-be-banned

The Ban on Makeup
https://www.allure.com/story/california-cruelty-free-cosmetics-act-bill

The Ban on hair dyes has started...
https://www.newbeauty.com/blog/dailybeauty/10606-ewg-fda-ban-lead-from-at-home-hair-dye/

[NFHale]

Serfs don’t shoot back.

[HotHunt]

I think I saw it on the list.

They want to ban FREE time.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks tomkat.