Clinton Tour Ticket Prices Sink

Breitbart ^ | 3 Dec 2018 | Nate Church

[detective]

They book arenas for tour. Almost nobody shows up. Those who do show up are media and those ordered/paid to be there.

Clintons lower prices. Still nobody is interested.

[fortheDeclaration]

The real question is why did they think Canadians would be interested?

[rktman]

That’s about $7.50 too much.

[JudyinCanada]

Because we were stupid enough to vote for Justin.

[NEMDF]

Maybe it would be worth $7 to get in and hold up some “lock her up” signs or something about Bill should apologize to Monica.

[Psalm 73]

I’d go see them for 5 bucks. Worth that for an hour of guffaws.

[Diogenesis]

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[mass55th]

I think this tour is testing the waters for another Hillary run. They don’t seem to understand how much people just want them to go away. By the looks of Obama’s crowds lately, having him join their tour wouldn’t even help them.

[Tench_Coxe]

[allwrong57]

Well, that is true!

[Yaelle]

Dang and I got two pit tickets to their show, bought the outfit already too, was going to get a muumuu but went with the Monica beret and thong instead.

[DaxtonBrown]

Obviously cutting out the free popcorn was a mistake. And PETA made it impossible to bring in trained elephants.

[ameribbean expat]

Because Trump is hammering NAFTA, GM is shutting plants in Canada and the dairy industry is under attack by El Donaldo.

[M Kehoe]

And president Trump says let’s have a rally in Tupelo day after tomorrow, and twenty five thousand people show up (and more outside).

5.56mm

[MNDude]

I’m buying a ticket. You know it’ll be a collectors item one day.

[ameribbean expat]

Mosh pit. They need a mosh pit.

[Verginius Rufus]

Maybe they should try paying people to attend instead of charging them to attend.

[Buckeye McFrog]

“I had 2 tickets I wanted to give away. So I just left them under the wiper on my windshield.

When I returned there were four more.”

(classic New Orleans Saints joke from the 70’s)

[Cecily]

I wouldn’t go see them if you paid me 5 bucks, or any amount of money. Okay, if you paid me $100K, tax free, cash in advance, I would consider enduring those two.