Posted on 12/02/2018 9:49:45 PM PST by UMCRevMom@aol.com
MR MUELLER
You're a mean one, MR MUELLER
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
MR MUELLER!
You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, MR MUELLER!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
MR MUELLER!
I wouldn't touch you With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, MR MUELLER!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
MR MUELLER!
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a foul one, MR MUELLER!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
MR MUELLER!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk!"
You're a rotter, MR MUELLER!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
MR MUELLER!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, MR MUELLER!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
MR MUELLER!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!
Twisted pasta ALERT!
One wonders if Mueller has a heart capable of growing; this parody might be a disservice to the Grinch...
He would take that all as a compliment.
Not satire. Spot on.
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