Most storms are caused by warm air hitting cold air. It takes two to tango.
But, Anthropogenic Climate Change has altered that*.
Now, according to a consensus of scientists, cold air can tango with cold air and birth a giant Nor’Easter with all types of gender confusion....er....precipitation.
Even what we call “rain” today will identify itself as snow or ice and entitle ENTIRE cities paid time off from work...even on the weekends, just to be fair.
* My tagline.