One lazy Sunday morning Bob and Louise were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when Bob said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately.”“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” Louise asked.
“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”
Louise looked at him intently and said: “Bob, what makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”
One lazy Sunday morning Bob and Louise were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when Louise said to himunexpectedly, “When I die, how are you going to react.”
“Why I’d go mad with grief” Bob answered.
“But would you re-marry?”, she asks.
Bob looked at her and said: “Louise, I said I’d go mad with grief, I didn’t say I’d go crazy.”
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