posted on 04/15/2018 5:06:50 PM PDT
by E. Pluribus Unum
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The storys headline read DO NOT PUBLISH
Kind of like those signs that say "Keep Off the Grass".
posted on 04/15/2018 5:07:42 PM PDT
(All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
See BS still follows Rather Rules of fake but accurate, they just got the date wrong.
posted on 04/15/2018 5:23:15 PM PDT
Loved her in Naked Gun Part 2
posted on 04/15/2018 5:34:13 PM PDT
(Can I really be the only one that hopes his city gets an XFL team in 2020?)
When did such a cruel announcement happen to a dying Democrat?
posted on 04/15/2018 5:38:10 PM PDT
(May God confound the enemy)
This is not the first time that the media declares someone dead when in fact they are still alive. Either they are retarded and incompetent or do it purposely.
posted on 04/15/2018 5:40:56 PM PDT
(...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
Yeh but how were they expected to know NOT TO PUBLISH the headline?
posted on 04/15/2018 5:44:59 PM PDT
ahhh...the libs NEVER disappoint.
more idiots at the helm who get paid way too much.
posted on 04/15/2018 5:45:10 PM PDT
Typical of the media. Newspapers have been keeping pre written obits on hand for decades. Just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read. “A Bush family spokesman said Bush passed away peacefully in her home, surrounded by loved ones. Really? What if she were to walk out on the front lawn and drops dead there?
Most news organizations and companies have obituaries ready all the time.
Clearly she’s perhaps hours away
Normally you'd tag this as "Fake News
But because, 1) It's coming from CBS, and 2) It's against a member of the Bush family, it should be labeled instead as:
Fake But Accurate News
posted on 04/15/2018 6:36:08 PM PDT
("Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt" - Pr. Herbert Hoover)
It's like my dad always said, "If you're not five minutes early, you're late."
Punctuality is the courtesy of princes.
posted on 04/15/2018 7:23:50 PM PDT
by Governor Dinwiddie
(MAGA in the mornin', MAGA in the evenin', MAGA at suppertime . . .)
They apparently confused her and R. Lee Ermey.
Easy mistake to make ... /sarc
posted on 04/15/2018 7:36:37 PM PDT
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.arare)
they had pope john paul 2 dead 5 times before his ticker stopped. there are other famous people they have posted dead while they were out to dinner feeling fine. idiots...
anyways...pray that if this is her time that shes soon to meet Jesus.
CBS thought the article referred to Trump - they were worried that CNN would beat them in the Fake News race, so they had no choice but to run it, and not lose their title.
posted on 04/15/2018 9:30:38 PM PDT
(I shop at Walmart and eat at McDonald's...I just don't tell anyone)
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