I think we need to reinstitute slavery - in reverse. We should round up gems like this ‘professor’ and sell them in Africa and the ME. We could pay off the national debt and simultaneously provide these poor souls with some exposure to reality which would Settle Their Minds and give them a Stable World View.
I was sure you were being sarcastic, but no /s or (sarc) makes me wonder?
Hmmm...How much do you think we could get for the professor? College grad must bring more? /s