Posted on 09/19/2017 11:24:09 AM PDT by lowbridge
That sounds ominous. Before I shake & quiver, please tell me you have more than advise from Okra or Ann Landers to fall back on.
I must confess you're fun to converse with. I've never bantered back & forth with a halfwit before. You're the first! There you are, sitting in your Mom's basement with stained underwear that three weeks ago needed washing, banging away on your dad's computer.
I must confess you're fun to converse with. I've never bantered back & forth with a halfwit before. You're the first! There you are, sitting in your Mom's basement with stained underwear that three weeks ago needed washing, banging away on your dad's computer.
OK, you got me....
Mom's basement.....check
Stained underwear....check
Dad's computer.....check
(You forgot cheetoh stained fingers, my cliché spouting friend.)
I did lie about one thing, though, and I will confess now before gods and men. My middle name is not what I said it is. My middle name is "Ominous."
Feel free to shake and quiver at will.
Mom's basement.....check
Stained underwear....check
Dad's computer.....check
(You forgot cheetoh stained fingers, my cliché spouting friend.)
I did lie about one thing, though, and I will confess now before gods and men. My middle name is not what I said it is. My middle name is "Ominous."
You also forgot: halfwit.......check
And, My middle name is "Ominous dip wad." That's more correct!
Wow, I've done a good deed today. You've come a long way in a short time........admitting your many faults, is part of the process of healing! But don't relax. You still have a looong way to go!
Now, what are you going to do about all the court "NO CONTACT ORDERS" the girls you've been stalking have on you?
An, don't be so ashamed of your complexion. Ladies like Lena Dumphamass don't care what you look like.......pfffffftt! Mommy will always (I think, so they say) love ya.
One piece of advise......don't stop trying to get that Darwin Award. Give it all ya got, I'm pulling for ya bagett!
And, My middle name is "Ominous dip wad." That's more correct!
Wow, I've done a good deed today. You've come a long way in a short time........admitting your many faults, is part of the process of healing! But don't relax. You still have a looong way to go!
Now, what are you going to do about all the court "NO CONTACT ORDERS" the girls you've been stalking have on you? An, don't be so ashamed of your complexion. Ladies like Lena Dumphamass don't care what you look like.......pfffffftt! Mommy will always (I think, so they say) love ya. One piece of advise......don't stop trying to get that Darwin Award. Give it all ya got, I'm pulling for ya bagett!
Is English your second language?
Are you sure somebody with as dull an instrument as yours should be calling other people "half-wits?" (That's like Forrest Gump calling Steven Hawking a dum dum doody head.)
How long did it take you to compose that novella? Don't waste your whole night on me. lil scamp. There's school in the morning.
I have many more questions, but time is short. Stay tuned.
Are you sure somebody with as dull an instrument as yours should be calling other people "half-wits?" (That's like Forrest Gump calling Steven Hawking a dum dum doody head.)
How long did it take you to compose that novella? Don't waste your whole night on me. lil scamp. There's school in the morning.
I have many more questions, but time is short. Stay tuned.
You dimwit, you keep raising issues but don't understand that you'll NEVER best me!
Now you add, "like Forrest Gump calling Steven Hawking a dum dum doody head," to the conversation. Let's see you admire Ann Landers, a dimwit liberal! You admire Okra Orka, another BLM dimwit liberal! You admire Steven Hawking the crème de la crème of dimwit liberals! Here's a news flash...... Forrest Gump is a fictional character. Although I think I'm conversing with a real life version of him!
There's school in the morning. LOL, you're the class dunce!
I have many more questions, I'll bet you do......You're so ignorant, every day you wake up, it's like you were yust born.......ooops slipped back into my first language. I have a bet w/myself on how you'll take that.
Oh you're still around? I completely forgot about you. Ok. Entertain me, clown. I have a few minutes.
And then he was all like, "You admire this, you admire that and they all suck and since they suck you suck blah blah blabbedy blah."
Well guess what, Jethro (who I greatly admire and is REAL)? I also admire your broke dick mama cause she only charges a nickel. What ya think about THAT?
The rest of your shit ain't even worth mentioning. But let's hear your first language. I love gambling. I knew you used English like a retard for a reason. But I'll tell you right now, If your native tongue is faggot, I don't speak it.
Get on with it, molasses ass. Daddy ain't got all day.
And then he was all like, "You admire this, you admire that and they all suck and since they suck you suck blah blah blabbedy blah."
Well guess what, Jethro (who I greatly admire and is REAL)? I also admire your broke dick mama cause she only charges a nickel. What ya think about THAT?
The rest of your shit ain't even worth mentioning. But let's hear your first language. I love gambling. I knew you used English like a retard for a reason. But I'll tell you right now, If your native tongue is faggot, I don't speak it.
Get on with it, molasses ass. Daddy ain't got all day. "
"I also admire your broke dick mama cause she only charges a nickel. What ya think about THAT?" I knew you're weak mind would eventually go to the gutter! I yust thought it would take longer! There's nuttin like seeing a dim bulb go out!
That is not completely accurate. As I recall. your mammy was workin' off the corner down at the Pioneer Chicken stand. She told me her name was Carmelita, but it was probably an alias. I don't remember anything about her being in the gutter, but I could have missed that.
You seemed excited in your last post. Are you okay? Your font was bigger than the sores on your mamas ass and that can't be good. Maybe you should take a break for a while. Go watch cartoons. You really ain't ready for this shit, young'un. This is the pros.
Daddy
(and I really might be, go axt ya mama.)
p.s. its "your" not "you're" you fucking retard.
Weak minds are
Definition of loser 1:a person or thing that loses especially consistently The team had a reputation for being a loseryear after year. 2:a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed Don't waste your time on that loser.; also:something doomed to fail or disappoint
Tape this to your mirror.
ESCAPE FROM PLANET EARTH
Stephen Hawking says humanity must leave Earth within 100 years or face EXTINCTION
Physicist and doom-monger fears the next century could spell curtains for our species unless we work out a way of living on another world.
Maybe you could be on the first rocket.....Yeah you're a rocket boy!!!!!Probly have a rocket boy hair cut too!!! :-)
Your font skills are impressive. I'll give you that.
But only that.
Well...I do have a rocket in my pocket. Come get it.
OK, so you're STD rocket boy!
Stephen Hawking goin` to fly rocket boy to the stars......
They'll honeymoon on Mars......
Rocket boy got a lotta stuff to learn........
Steve gona roll that boy till his cheeks burn........
Rocket boy now sorry he started this..........
Cause now it hurts to pi##
Now Steve sez, "Don't waste your time on rocket boy, that loser"........
Cause the JERK store called an they want their rocket boy back.....
How about we investigate Hollywood bigwigs who abuse young boys. According to the two Cory’s, there were at least a couple who took advantage of kids plying them with drugs and alcohol.
You sound like Praghmet Sundiker Singh the 7-11 guy on a break crackin wise with the fellas in a language you learned yesterday.
Make me laugh, monkey.
Not tryin to be funny!......Baggett, STD rocket boy, Jerk store display dummy.
" You sound like Praghmet Sundiker Singh the 7-11 guy on a break crackin wise with the fellas in a language you learned yesterday.
WHAT? Yo be all watchin Bombay TV or sumfin!
Oh, now I get it. In college psychology or class your type was classic. You try to insult with what you, yourself, fear most. Afraid of things I'll find out about you. Hence, all your comments about first language, your illiteracy, language you learned yesterday. You, yourself, are probly a turd world refugee....MS13? Meximonkey? wap? it doesn't matter! All eat with the hand they wipe their shiite wit!
Make me laugh, monkey.
Not my job! Too bad you don't recognize YOU are the chimp.
Yea...yea ya are, you big fat lying gibberish speaking dumbass. you know it...I know it....we both know it. I just wish you'd get on with it and...
MAKE ME LAUGH CLOWN!!
You seem pretty sensitive about that language thing. Here, I'm gonna help you out just a little cause really, you're boring the fuck outta me right now.
When trolling, try not to defend yourself under ANY circumstances. Defending on a specific topic indicates a sensitivity to that topic and is seen as weakness by the enenmy. The enemy will focus on that weakness.
Okay sweetcakes? Hope that helps. Get back to me when ya got something substantial. Or don't. You probly got some foreigner "Coming to America" meeting to get to or somethin.
Now you're foaming out of every orifice.
MAKE ME LAUGH CLOWN!!
why? Unless you could guarantee you'd seize up!
You seem pretty sensitive about that language thing. Here, I'm gonna help you out just a little cause really, you're boring the fuck outta me right now.
There must be an echo in that large empty dome on your shoulders.....you're the language hound. Speaking of hounds, isn't it time for you to lick your balls or are you saving that for later when they're real sweaty?
When trolling, try not to defend yourself under ANY circumstances. Defending on a specific topic indicates a sensitivity to that topic and is seen as weakness by the enenmy. The enemy will focus on that weakness.
You, the master of the art of dumbass, giving ME advise..... Now you're tying to MAKE ME LAUGH!! But it's just sad how you take everything I say to you and repeat it back. As if YOU just thought of it! A sure sign your brain is empty!
Okay sweetcakes? Hope that helps ....I knew it......I knew you are a poofer!
Oh and spelling, you write enenmy in one place then enemy in another......which is it wap/dego?
OK, now you can just copy all I just wrote an put your dribble spin on it! OR should I do it for you......since there's smoke coming out of your ears. What a shame for you to have brain burnout!
If I could lick my own balls, I'd never leave THE FUCKIN' HOUSE. OHHHH!
The rest of your post? blah. All that work and....nothin.
Professional Troll pro tip #2: Sometimes less is more. Pick out what you perceive as the enemies weakness and focus, focus, focus. If you are correct, this will inspire rage in your opponent and that is the goal.
Now get to work, you off-brand motherfucker. You got a paper due in the morning. And I will be grading on grammar and penmanship.
I expect more out of my clowns.
You are disgusting.
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