[EQAndyBuzz]

“Oh, the Democrats’ agony is soothing and sublime, like a warm lemon-scented bath whilst sipping Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve 20 Year Straight Bourbon Whiskey and puffing away on a fine Arturo Fuente Opus X “A” cigar lit by a bikini-clad Sofia Vergara or the conservachick or conservagay equivalent. “

I don’t know. The thought of Milo in a bikini lighting my Cohiba Siglo VI is rather disturbing.

[Dr. Pritchett]

The thought of Milo in a bikini lighting my Cohiba Siglo VI is rather disturbing.”

LoL. I’m pretty sure that Schlichter’s vision meant for the choice to be yours, NOT a random appointment between Sofia Vergara and conservachick/conservagay options. At least I hope so.

[Rummyfan]

I don’t know. The thought of Milo in a bikini lighting my Cohiba Siglo VI is rather disturbing.

I opt for Sofia Vergara.