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Posted on 11/10/2016 6:54:50 PM PST by Hojczyk
Allan Jones, CEO of Tennessee-based Jones Airways, is offering free one-way flights to Canada for Hollywood celebrities who promised to leave the country if Donald Trump won the presidency.
In a video posted to Facebook, which has received more than 600,000 views thus far, multiple celebrities including Miley Cyrus and Alec Baldwin are offered a complimentary flight across the northern border on a Falcon 900 jet.
“All these individuals said that they will move to Canada,” a man identified as “Money Mark” says. “Therefore, Jones Airways will put them aboard this beautiful, luxurious Falcon 900 at no charge for a one-way trip to Canada!”
“You’re not coming back. It’s one way.”
According to Money Mike, the free flight also includes lessons on how to sing “O Canada,” the country’s national anthem.
Despite their promises, not one celebrity has announced their migration from the US following the presidential election.
Stand up comedian Amy Schumer, who vowed to leave the country if Trump won the presidency last September, announced Tuesday morning that her comments had been a joke.
“First of all the interview where I said I would move was in London and was said in jest,” Schumer wrote on social media. “Not that anyone needs more than a headline to count something as official news.”
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ONE-WAY TICKETS ONLY.
GO you pile of hypocritical Chicken S****
[ According to Money Mike, the free flight also includes lessons on how to sing “O Canada,” the country’s national anthem. ]
Good idea. I’m sure exchange rates would be a good topic, too.
Just be sure to use some anti-septic wipes wherever Miley Cyrus and friends sit and touch. You’ll probably want to use that aircraft again.
Do you think these useful idiots have any idea how stupid they appear?
Nah, probably haven’t got a clue.
Once more hysterics.
Better to fly them to Mexico:
4) Better climate
3) Lots of Mexican food (cheap gas!)
2) Lots of drugs!!
1) A WALL between y’all and Trump.
Sorry, Amy. The joke is on you.
You wanted people to take you seriously, and believe that something was so wrong with Trump that you would flee the country.
But now that your bluff has been called, it's "a joke".
What you now realize: there are lots of people that want you to leave. As an entertainer, that must really hurt.
And I don't care. If I had a Twitter account, I'd point and laugh at you on a daily basis, and call you a hypocrite.
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Is the offer only for celebrities - I know a couple of low lifes who could use this service.
“Stand up comedian Amy Schumer, who vowed to leave the country if Trump won the presidency last September, announced Tuesday morning that her comments had been a joke.”
Ms. Schumer YOU are a joke.
[ Stand up comedian Amy Schumer, who vowed to leave the country if Trump won the presidency last September, announced Tuesday morning that her comments had been a joke. ]
Of course it was Amy. Yeah, that’s the ticket. You’ve gained a lot of new credibility. Let’s see how many others of your liberals friends were “joking” too. Ping me if any of them ACTUALLY LEAVE. We can celebrate on a new thread!
Haven’t heard about any planning to move to Mexico.
Those liberal celebrities believe wholeheartedly in democracy, as long as their candidates are the only ones that win.
Which is why they can’t accept the opposition ever winning an election.
Democrats will lie, beg, steal and borrow, and cheat, to get their ways. If they don’t get their ways, then they’ll make false promises to leave, then they go back on their promises, and we, the real believers in democracy, have to tolerate them for 4 more years (or less), and then, we’ll all have to go through the political gauntlet all over again, and those liberals and socialists and communists, will still be around to make life miserable for the real Americans who still believe in democracy and fair elections.
They should offer Celebrity-Free flights for everyone else.
I believe I’ve read that Canada does not want them.
Which is most definitely a plus for a very good nation.
What about their passports?
Reporting from the very land of which you speak, I can say that about two thirds of my fellow citizens would probably be mildly enthusiastic about the arrival of these douchebags up to and perhaps beyond the first signs of their lack of total enthusiasm for such things as our endless winter or general blandness, but one third would agree with me that we have too many liberals already and do not need to be flying them in.
Canada is essentially a continuation of the border states so you can guess at the culture of any given province by just looking at what is south (or west for Yukon) of that province/territory.
You might be able to trade some states for some western provinces and come out ahead. Just don’t take Ontario under any circumstances, even we don’t want them.
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