[real saxophonist]

Well, darn. I'm sorry to see Chris Doohan signed.

Chase Masterson needs to call me, I can set her straight,

And Nicole DeBoer can go back in the Cube.

[Ciaphas Cain]

James Doohan was a veteran of the invasion of Normandy. He had fingers shot off during the landing. You can see him discreetly hiding the missing digits most of the time.