Dad finds kids’ pot brownies, eats four, insults family cat

WISH ^ | August 18, 2016 | WCMH Staff Reports

[digger48]

OMAHA, NE (WCMH) – A dad in Nebraska learned to watch what he eats after ingesting four marijuana brownies and having to call paramedics.

The Omaha World-Herald reports that the 53-year-old man was unloading groceries Tuesday and apparently found some brownies in the back of the car, which his adult children had used earlier in the day. He ate four of them.

The man’s wife told police that he started having “bad anxiety” while they were watching television. She tried to call her children to ask, but couldn’t reach them.

Police showed up at the house, followed by one of the children, who told them he was “pretty sure” the brownies only had pot in them. The son told police the brownies belonged to his siblings.

Paramedics were called to the scene, and noted that the man’s vital signs were normal, the World-Herald reports. However, the man was behaving strangely, crawling on the floor, swearing, and calling the family cat a b—-.

The man reportedly told paramedics he felt like “he’s trippin.’”

The man did not want to go to the hospital, so paramedics helped him to his bedroom. The man and his wife were told to call 911 again if he started feeling worse.

Police have not filed any charges over the edibles.

[digger48]

Had to post this just for the headline itself.

[dp0622]

my cat insults me.

[SamAdams76]

The son told police the brownies belonged to his siblings.

I think it's going to be a very lonely holiday season for this particular son!

[null and void]

“Come In. This is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!”

[RoosterRedux]

Brownies are deadly. But swearing at the family cat is worthy of capital punishment.

Hang the dog.

[Moonman62]

I want to know how the cat reacted.

[FreedomStar3028]

4 pot brownies? I’m surprised he didn’t just pass out and sleep for about a day.

Had a friend that took a really potent one, one day. He slept for 2 days straight.

[max americana]

So the car threw a hissy fit then?

[Williams]

I’m pretty sure it was more than pot.

[RoosterRedux]

Well, get over it.;-)

It only looks like an insult. That's cat affection.

[digger48]

[Enchante]

[Beowulf9]

Ha! Ha! Sooo true.

[Enchante]

yup, definitely something other than pot.....

[RoosterRedux]

Curse my cats in my house and you'll be enjoying a knuckle sandwich.;-)

My cats and I have been through a lot together...and we stick together.

[BBell]

[patriot08]

Funny, Digger. Lol.

[rdl6989]

The headline is golden in and of itself.

[tumblindice]

They had history.