Hangover 4
In my script...I’d have the two guys still in a daze when they enter the port...where there’s some ISIS attack underway, and they hunker down with the Russians and return fire. The two Brits turn into an Army, and suddenly change the whole dynamics of the battle, and by mid-afternoon...the ISIS thugs are in full retreat. The Russian commander comes up....gives each of the Brits some Vadimar medal, several bottles of vodka, and put them on a boat back to Cyprus. They consume all the vodka and wake up the next morning back in port and seem to remember some of the events but think it’s mostly from booze. Oddly, they look at the Vadimar medals and wonder how they acquired them. They agree though...they are awful thirsty, are looking for a pub along the dock.
The old Cypriot ship captain watches the two Brit lads walk away, and comments to his Gilligan-like first-mate...”Two drunk Brits....that’s all you need to take those those lousy ISIS guys.”