Posted on 04/13/2016 8:55:08 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Now El Shillo can’t understand why people are surprised that Trump’s family loves him. Why? Because Slick Teddie pimps like you Rush have pounded away at Trump for nine months that why; get it now?
Oh, I agree, but I think long ago he decided it just wasn’t worth the effort. I think likewise he has pretty much conceded MT, SD, NM, and NE.
Heidi Cruz — her man stands by her.
[What about the divorce papers?]
Divorce papers? Do tell!
That is old news. Heidi filled out divorce papers and the ‘cause’ was listed as infidelity.
It may have been in one of the National Enquirer threads regarding the mistresses.
Some even posted graphics of the document.
Liberals, among others who don’t mean well, are surprised that the Trumps are a genuinely loving family because they expect the worst and are disappointed when they’re wrong about such things.
I think Rush understands that.
If he gets to 1100 via voting, there is always the VP option — Kasich with 144 or Rubio with 173 would put him over with a few to spare.
Also, there are currently 64 uncommitted.
thegreenpapers.com
I think the GOP has it rigged so that there is NO WAY Trump will get the 1100. They are trying to make it look like they are being fair, knowing all along Trump won’t get it due to their fixing and shenanigans. They have other Colorados’ up their sleeve.
Old fake news, more specifically. Oh yeah, whatever happened to the Trumpsters favorite sex scandal? That National Enquirer stuff about Cruz got posted here endlessly with promises from Trumpbots that it was definitely true and would all be proven in the coming days? Haven't really heard a peep lately. All those smears coming from the Trump campaign and his minions and not a bit of it turned out to be true. The folks that pushed that gutter trash should be ashamed of themselves - not just for playing their Trumpking's sleazy game but for just flat out being utterly wrong. There never was a real story here, it was all BS.
Had not heard this one.
Patience, young Padewan. It’s coming. There is too much “there” there for this to go away.
Hey all!
Bull! You sound like Harry Reid and his Romney tax accusations.
There is nothing there, there except a pile of crap you won’t sweep away until after rhe election.
The only difference is that Reid has the protection from slander prosecution on the Senate floor.
BRAVO caller....I think most Repubbies are SICK of the GOP. I think that the one guy who burned his Repubbie paper ON you tube has started something that everyone should follow.
It should be called “The New Rush Limbaugh Show”. It sure as hell is not the old Rush Limbaugh. This new guy is a shill for the GOPe.
What part of the "there" there can you prove? All it would take is 1 of the Mistresses to be real and that would bring down Cruz's whole campaign - yet so far you got a big nothingburger.
Even the National Enquirer simply reported on reports. It didn't add anything new other than Roger Stone's comments (who is a well known Trump backer).
Face it, you got nothing.
Thank-you for your sense of humor!
Lets be honest here, the SMEARS have been going in both directions if I am not mistaken.
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