They’re acting like they think Crooze is the one.
Not Bernie, not Hillary, not Kasich, not Trump, or any of the others who might slip into the nomination through the perfidy of the GOPe.
Bernie? Maybe, if they can lineup a hooker to whisper sweet nothings in his ear about grain quotas and 5 year plans.
Hillary. A distinct possibility.
Kasich? Only if, the escort service's motto was "We deliver for you!"