The night before I went to early vote, I had a vision of the Lord coming to my bedroom.
He told me to vote for Cruz. But I didn't listen.
I voted for Trump. Then a meteor fell through my roof.
Sell the meteor on eBay. It should bring enough to fix the roof plus a bit.
Those meteorites are worth a LOT of money. You just won the lottery.
Buy you're posting, so the meteor didn't hit you.
What does that mean?