“Turtles in my pants” to the tune of the Doors’ ‘Riders on the Storm’.”
Turtles in my pants, Turtles in my pants;
Inside my pants they roam; into my shorts their thrown;
Like a frog made out of bone; a reptile out on loan;
Turtles in my pants...
Is that a turtle in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Good Doors bizarre stuff. :-)