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#You May Be A Communard If...
The Peoples' Cube ^ | November 12, 2015 | "Comrade Torcer"

Posted on 11/13/2015 11:42:59 AM PST by DogByte6RER

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You May Be A Communard If ...

Definition of "communard"

1.1 (Communard) historical. A supporter of the Paris Commune. Origin Late 19th century: from French, from commune.

#YouMayBeACommunardIf ...

* You feel that you have the "right" to not be offended.

* You think that you have the "right" to "feel safe"

* You feel that you have the "right" to free healthcare

* You feel that you have a "right" to a free college education.

* You feel that you have the "right" to free housing

* You feel that you have the "right" to enslave others

* You get insulted by the phrase "enslave others" ...

* You can't acknowledge that Obama's socialist national agenda has been responsible for economy for the past 7 years.

* You feel that Marxism is a workable economic theory

* You feel that some people just have too much money, and that you should have some of it…

* You feel that armed criminals aren't a threat, but 120 million innocent gun owners are ...

* You feel that keeping people out of the country is wrong, but keeping people out of your "Safe Space" is OK

* You think that the word "communard" means something that it doesn't.

* You get insulted by the use of the word "communard"

* If you feel that Global Cooling .. er .. Global Warming .. er.. Climate Change is more of a threat than ISIS

* You think that people actually deny the climate changes

* You think that the "Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" and/or the "National Socialist German Workers' Party" WEREN'T Socialist.

* You think that the official name for North Korea explains those "inconvenient truths" away.

* You think that you can arbitrarily define if a nation is socialist.

* You don't know the meaning of the word "arbitrarily" or other common words like "Socialism", "Communism", "Collectivism"

* You feel that your property rights are sacrosanct but everyone else's are up for grabs

* You think that you can round up 300 million firearms, but can't find 30 Million illegal invaders

* You feel that "this time" you can get the failed ideology of socialism to work without the attendant mass murder, misery, oppression and state terror ...

* And you're perfectly willing to sacrifice other people's money, labour and lives in trying to prove it.

* You get upset when someone says that "you're perfectly willing to sacrifice other people's money, labour and lives in trying to prove it."

* You feel that there are "75 Ways Socialism Has Improved America"

* You have the absurd notion that: "Socialism is taxpayer funds being used collectively to benefit society as a whole, despite income, contribution, or ability."

* You think that countries can exist without borders.

* You think that turning the US into a third world hole will "improve" it.

* You think that ISIS has nothing to do with the death cult of radical Islam

* You think that Islam is a "religion of peace"

* Your wardrobe consists of T-shirts with images of the mass murdering psychopath Che Guevara.

* You can't answer questions directly.

* You feel that gun control actually works.

* You "Feel the Bern" when trying to understand the class warfare BS (Bernie Sanders) of Marx.

* You feel that your supposed "Right" to feel safe Trumps other people's REAL right to defend themselves.

* You try to pretend that socialist regimes aren't socialist but free-market nations are.

* You feel that it would be better to follow Marx's Communist Manifesto than the US Constitution.

* You feel that it's better to have unlimited government than unlimited freedom.

* You feel that you have the right to free-stuff but others don't have a right to their property.

... hat tip: Jeff Foxworthy


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God Bless The Peoples' Cube!

1 posted on 11/13/2015 11:42:59 AM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

Americans say “Liberty or Death”

“Progressives” say “Death to Liberty”


2 posted on 11/13/2015 11:44:40 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Americans say “Liberty or Death”

Progressives say “Death to Liberty”


3 posted on 11/13/2015 11:47:18 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: DogByte6RER

4 posted on 11/13/2015 11:47:56 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: DogByte6RER

* You feel that “this time” you can get the failed ideology of socialism to work without the attendant mass murder, misery, oppression and state terror ...

Oh, they have no qualms about murdering anyone who gets in their way.


5 posted on 11/13/2015 11:58:05 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Yep.


6 posted on 11/13/2015 12:14:39 PM PST by sauropod (I am His and He is mine.)
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To: Lazamataz

Communard ping


7 posted on 11/13/2015 12:17:36 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ("A real conservative will bear the scars...will have been in the trenches fighting."--- Ted Cruz)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

These people don’t even hesitate to murder an unborn child that might “cramp their style.” They certainly wouldn’t hesitate to murder those standing in the way of their petulant wants.


8 posted on 11/13/2015 12:37:53 PM PST by ponygirl (An Appeal to Heaven.)
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To: DogByte6RER
* You get insulted by the use of the word "communard"

How about Commutard?

9 posted on 11/13/2015 1:24:35 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: DogByte6RER
to Jeff Foxworthy I would say:

Remember we tried Communism first, and because it didn;t work! So... we abandoned it

1685 at Plymouth Plantation.

10 posted on 11/13/2015 2:49:02 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: TigersEye

Been using that very word for years. It truly is a much more fitting moniker.


11 posted on 11/13/2015 2:57:01 PM PST by snuffy smiff (Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.)
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To: snuffy smiff

What can you say to a liberal? If the bus fits, ride it!


12 posted on 11/13/2015 3:06:33 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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