You have no idea of the power of the alien union. Two words: Jimmy Hoffa!
Don’t give me that. I was a Republican for 30 years! I still know ‘people’ (well relatively speaking anyway) there. And believe me if you want something utterly screwed up, there is now power on earf or this galaxy that can stop a Republican from damaging something that works beyond repair.
Besides, I’ll just tell them the alien union contributed to the TEA party candidate. Then you will see power in raw form.
Don’t make me do it.