Bow to the 2%, America.
They should check with J.C. Penny's to see how well it works.
They might be able to buy the unused portion of the Ellen Degenerate contract.
What bothers me is that people are afraid to be open about the mechanics of homosexual intimacy. While repulsive, it is clearly obvious that such activity violates the laws of human biology and physiology. Most rational people can only come to the conclusion that homosexual acts are wrong on a variety of levels. I’ve noticed that practioners and people that condone this lifestyle scream,” That’s homophobic!” to even describe the act.