It was totally innocent ... I was too busy chasing underage bimbo's to bother with bookkeeping.
It was totally innocent ... I was too busy chasing underage bimbo's to bother with bookkeeping.
Poor Leona Helmsley. All she had to say was "I misreported" and all her problems would have gone away. If only she had known how easy it was.
Betcha I’m not the only FReeper muttering ‘unexpected’ and ‘here we go again.’
You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes!
You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?” First.. get a million dollars.
Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?”
Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!”
How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don’t say “I forgot”?
Let’s say you’re on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.”
Let’s suppose he says back to you, “You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, ‘I forgot’?”
Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!”
-Steve Martin
ahhh whadduzitmatta
Well, at least he wasn’t claiming used underwear like he did before.
Oh, really? Now what would the IRS do to the average taxpayer if they made such a “mistake,” with a gaggle of lawyers on their payroll? Taxpayers are sick of Democrat tax cheats like the Clintons and Sharpton getting special favors from the IRS.
Mistakes were made. Emails were erased. Women were raped. Time to move on.
Has there ever been a case of any rich and powerful person paying too much, by mistake?
RICO (Racketeer-Influenced and Corrupt Organization)
“Mistakenly.” Not a chance in Hell.
What a funny bunch of mistakes. Will all this sink her or are they simply clearing the air in 2015 knowing the LIVs will forget in 2016?
Where do they find accountants who go along with this b***sh**?
I probably should ask how much do they have to pay for accountants to go along with this b***sh**.
Where do they find accountants who go along with this b***sh**?
I probably should ask how much do they have to pay for accountants to go along with this b***sh**.
“I did not have taxual relations with that donation”
Just another bureaucratic snafu. Nothing to see here.
The Clinton’s are too dead broke to hire a real accountant. Yeah, that’s the ticket!
“Misreporting income” ....
formerly known as “tax fraud”
bttt