[Veggie Todd]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee.

[Sasparilla]

“Gitchi Gumee” is, of course, frozen over because of climate change.

[LonePalm]

Since you brought up The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, perhaps you would like my parody, The Wreck of the John F'n Kerry.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)