Hot new liberal theory: Memories Pizza orchestrated fiasco because they wanted the online donations

Hotair ^ | 04/03/2015 | AllahPundit

[SeekAndFind]

Best Trutherism ever. Nothing else comes close.

It adds up. ABC57 reporter Alyssa Marino walks through the door of the pizzeria during a Category Five news-storm over RFRA and asks, “Anyone here got a problem with catering gay weddings?” The pizzeria employees slink away, knowing what a “yes” would mean for their careers. But not Memories CEO Crystal O’Connor. As usual, she’s one step ahead of the game. Instantly she recognizes that if she says yes to Marino, the left will go apesh*t, flooding her business with crank calls, death threats, and nasty online reviews. The business will close temporarily. And then enraged conservatives will rally to her side, showering her with solidarity cash beyond her wildest small-town dreams. The GoFundMe take as I write this: $528,000 and counting. It’s a scam, engineered by an unassuming but quietly brilliant pizza-shop owner whose ability to anticipate partisan strikes and counterstrikes really should have her in charge of a Fortune 500 PR company. Coming soon: The Barbara Walters interview and then a bestselling book. She’ll retire by 40. Watch the clip below and you’ll see what I mean. No one as slick and comfortable on camera as O’Connor is could have possibly stumbled innocently into this culture-war clusterfark. She’s the “Gone Girl” of religious liberty.

Or, alternate theory: The more excitable members of the left’s gay-marriage mob can’t cope with how this Two Minutes Hate for O’Connor and her business played out. So, as conspiracy theorists are wont to do, they’re reaching for an explanation that makes them feel better about it. What I can’t figure out is whether it’s malice or actually some vestigial pangs of remorse about the mob atmosphere that are driving the conspiracy. Maybe they’re angry that the family hasn’t been utterly ruined for their thoughtcrime — or maybe on some level they think, but can’t bring themselves to admit, that people shouldn’t be ruined for politely dissenting from the new norm on gay marriage. If O’Connor is some grifter mastermind who engineered this debacle for the money then there’s really no need to feel bad about the abuse she’s taken. She wanted it. She’s making bank off it. The left did her a big favor. In fact, I ran across three examples on Twitter in the past 24 hours of liberals insisting that some or all of the abuse O’Connor and her business have taken is actually the handiwork of homophobic right-wing mobys eager to drum up sympathy for her. The Truther theory is of a piece with that. At some point today, rest assured, O’Connor herself will be accused of trolling her own Yelp page.

Nah. They’re just bummed that she hasn’t been ruined. Cheer up, though: Per Rick Wilson, eventually some extra-virtuous SJW somewhere will end up shooting a gay-marriage opponent in the face for his sins. If you think the current Trutherism is zesty, wait ’til you see what it looks like after that.

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[sgtyork]

I’ll give you that. If a gay person just said he wanted mass pizzas there would be no objections.

Its when the business owner hears the customer go a step further and say its for a gay wedding then the owner should be free to demur.

However, making pizza’s is not the personal and artistic expression that cake decoration and photography.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“1. Overplay your hand
2. Have it blow up in your face
3. Blame somebody else”

Wash, rinse and repeat till it is out of the news cycle.

Useful Idiots.

[Milton Miteybad]

I think it was generally understood that GoFundMe.com is a commercial enterprise, which collects 5% of the total for their services rendered. About 20,000 donors have decided that arrangement was acceptable to them, and donated according to the dictates of their consciences.

I understand using an intermediary for giving may present some issue for you, and you're welcome to donate in whatever manner you deem appropriate. And for heavy-hitting full-time philanthropists such as yourself, a person who routinely donates 20, 50 or 100,000 dollars at a time, I understand the third-party take might be of some concern.

However, the average individual donation to the GoFundMe.com drive for Memories Pizza, at this moment, is about $30.00. This is a classic case where the downside risk of not "going direct" is very, very limited, indeed, at least for the average donor.

[cripplecreek]

And now Rush Limbaugh is promoting it and the collected money is over $600,000.

[11th Commandment]

Go Fund me took down the haters yesterday. The same people kept recycle the posts... On guy called the daughter a closet lesbian. Great, use Lesbian slurs to support Gay and Lesbians.....

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With liberals, it's always "our actions were counterproductive because those other people are evil and conniving" instead of "our actions were counterproductive because we are idiots and don't understand how reality works".