[NCLaw441]

I could only get my pet rock to obey one command: “Stay!”

[smokingfrog]

How do you know when your pet rock is dead?

[Twinkie]

I succeeded in getting my Pet Rock to “roll over” when I tossed it down a hill. It rolled over several times before stopping at the foot of the hill.

[Bob434]

[[I could only get my pet rock to obey one command: “Stay!”]]

Sorry teacher, my pet rock ate my homework