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Boom: This Column Contains The Most Epic Takedown Of Michael Moore
Townhall.com ^ | January 25, 2015 | Doug Giles

Posted on 01/25/2015 6:24:20 AM PST by Kaslin

Two well known lovelies in Hollywood went in full, Anti-American-Doofus-Mode, this past week over American Sniper; a movie that celebrates our military, patriotism, Christianity and killing terrorists, via a sniper who could bust a jihadist’s noggin at well over one click.

Hollywood hates that type of tale and you can tell they do by how rarely such a film like that tumbles from Tinseltown.

Indeed, in today’s sassy milieu, Hollywood hails only as a military “hero” someone who turns against our armed forces, steals our secrets and sells them to an albino Australian, then gets a sex change and starts going by the name “Chelsea” instead of Bradley. Heck, if that be the case, then Hollywood’s all over that script and championing that flick like it’s sliced bread and Christmas. Yum, yum. But a movie that celebrates traditional values and sacrificial soldier work for God and country … nah… screw that.

The two dudes, as you know, who decided to show their true colors by slamming American Sniper and are currently reeling from the massive negative and national backlash are Michael Moore and Seth Rogen.

Moore tweeted out that Americans are “invaders” and snipers are “cowards who shoot people in the back.” Since that infamous tweet, he’s been tripping over his gelatinous backside trying to explain away what we all clearly understood; namely; that he doesn’t respect our military and he thinks Chris Kyle was a coward. By the way, I don’t recall Moore ever saying similar, disparaging things about his beloved Cuba or Che or Fidel. Which is telling, eh?

Rogen, similarly took to Twitter and hit the stupid button by comparing American Sniper to a Nazi propaganda film. He too, has been trying awkwardly and unsuccessfully to dance his way out of that ill-fated tweet by blaming others for misinterpreting him. Poor, little Seth … no one understands you.

After Americans collectively shat on them, both of these weasels started saying how they really liked the movie and how Bradley Cooper was amazing; but you know what? … we didn’t hear any of that praise until our country told you two clowns to kiss off. It was then and only then that we saw you blowhards blow kisses in the American Sniper’s direction.

When Moore laid into American Sniper via his tweet, I immediately contacted my buddy, Green Beret Sniper Bryan Sikes, asking him what he thought about Michael Moore's calling American Sniper, Chris Kyle, a coward. Bryan’s response was nothing short of epic. Check it out…

Mr. Moore-

Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us “cowardly snipers”. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.

My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.

It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like 'acceptance' and 'not passing judgment' or 'labeling people', but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.

So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.

Very Respectfully,

Sikes

As you can see by clicking the link at the top of Bryan’s post, his rant went mega-viral as Sikes summed up succinctly the utter disgust America is feeling towards the Left, especially towards Hollywood, which continues to whiz on our heroes who afford these overpaid punks the freedom to make millions off us while laughing and despising us.

Look, I’m not a big “boycotter” because if I boycotted everyone and every company I didn’t agree with I probably would quickly die of starvation; but I’ve had it with louts like Moore and Rogen and their ilk. Their films, projects, interviews, etc.. etc… will not get my time or my dime until I see unfeigned, John-The-Baptist-style repentance from these two clods.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: americansniper; michaelmoore; sethrogen
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1 posted on 01/25/2015 6:24:20 AM PST by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

2 posted on 01/25/2015 6:30:01 AM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: 9thLife

Now go read the article, noobie


3 posted on 01/25/2015 6:34:30 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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Well, yeah. We have given the progressives among us a chance to strut their stuff. It will be a cold day in hell before they get another chance.


4 posted on 01/25/2015 6:38:56 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Kaslin

Sikes’ response was brilliant. Can’t wait to see what my 11 year old nephew thought of the movie. That kid has hit puberty yet and is more of a “man” than Moore or Rogen could hope to be.


5 posted on 01/25/2015 6:39:15 AM PST by DallasGal
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To: DallasGal

Hasn’t hit


6 posted on 01/25/2015 6:40:02 AM PST by DallasGal
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To: Kaslin
If Moore had a sex change


7 posted on 01/25/2015 6:40:35 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: Kaslin

Why is it every time I see the smug mug I think of Jabba the Hutt?


8 posted on 01/25/2015 6:43:05 AM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda)
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To: Kaslin
Look, I’m not a big “boycotter”

I have enough faith in the free market to provide for my basic needs. Actually, we essentially boycott things every day without even realizing it. When you go to the grocery store, do you buy every brand of ketchup or just one? When you go to the movies, do you see every film playing at the metroplex that night or just one?

I will never go see a Michael Moore film and now that I know who Seth Rogen is, I'll never go see a film with him in it either.

And I doubt my life will be the least bit disaffected by it.

9 posted on 01/25/2015 6:46:20 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: 9thLife

????????????????????

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10 posted on 01/25/2015 6:49:26 AM PST by Mears (awesome.)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Looks more like if Mr. Creosote and Seth Rogen had a child.


11 posted on 01/25/2015 6:51:53 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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The Moore, Kerry and Fonda types who are critical of this movie (or American warriors in general) missed the brief scene early in the movie where the sniper, as a young boy, was taught by his father about sheep, wolves and sheepdogs ...

https://netwar.wordpress.com/2007/08/30/sheep-wolves-and-sheepdogs/

The concept is lost on them.


12 posted on 01/25/2015 6:52:28 AM PST by shove_it (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen -- Dennis Prager)
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To: Kaslin
My favorite quote of the article:

I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.

I also love his appropriately placed use of the words, "cupcake", "sweetheart", and "tenderfoot"!

Best response ever!

13 posted on 01/25/2015 6:52:33 AM PST by CAluvdubya (<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! "The Miracle of America")
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To: Kaslin

Up until this falafel (is that the word I’m looking for?) I had never even heard of Seth Rogen. With any amount of luck, I’ll never hear of him again.


14 posted on 01/25/2015 6:53:34 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Mears

15 posted on 01/25/2015 7:03:26 AM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: Kaslin

Go take yer geritol, crank.


16 posted on 01/25/2015 7:04:33 AM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: Texas Eagle

It’s “kerfuffle” - but if one’s talking about Moore, “falafel” is at least as good, and probably better.


17 posted on 01/25/2015 7:09:22 AM PST by Stosh
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To: DallasGal

I don’t doubt it one bit


18 posted on 01/25/2015 7:09:57 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Stosh

Ah, yes, kerfuffle. Thanks.


19 posted on 01/25/2015 7:11:01 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Mears

Like I said the noobie should read the article as the picture he or she posted makes absolutely no sense regarding the article


20 posted on 01/25/2015 7:12:32 AM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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