Posted on 01/06/2015 10:13:37 AM PST by elhombrelibre
It is the very end of 2015. The Russian flag is proudly flying over the White House. Triumphant music blasts, music that is known for preceding the most important announcements by both the Soviet and modern-day Russian leaders. Then the viewer sees the Oval Office, oddly transformed. On the left-hand wall there is a famous painting, “Morning in the Pine-tree Forest” by the great Russian painter Ivan Shishkin. The opposite wall exhibits another masterpiece – this time by Ivan Aivazovsky. Gone are the portraits of American Presidents and the carpet with the proud American eagle.
Vladimir Putin is sitting at the President`s desk, two Russian flags behind him. On the background one can see the photographs dear to the heart of the new occupant of the Oval Office – his beloved dog Connie, Crimea’s landscape, domes of the Russian church and the like. Putin is delivering the New Year message to the ‘dear friends’ in the entire world.
“2015 was a hard year, but very important for Russia,” Mr. Putin says, “and now it is time to think again about how the ‘Poplar’ [referring to the ‘Topol-M’ ballistic missile] flew, how the ruble raised, how we value so much our new citizens [former Americans] and how we love them. We all believe that New Year’s Eve will bring us a miracle, and – as we know from the past year – they happen … We rely on ourselves first and on those who want to join us – in Europe and Asia, Africa and Australia,” he goes on. “Let’s change the world around us, make the world a little bit better – let’s replace soda with Russian kvass, fast-foods with tasty and healthy blintzes.”
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Try take Alaska Vlady you may get shot by Alaskan relatives or Alaskan freepers or Sarah Palin LOL!
If anyone didn’t ever think Russia was a fascist state, think again.
In response, President Obama has promised to drop charges against NK for hacking Sony if Lil Kim will Nuke Russia.
Both Obama and Putin are against freedom and the American way of life.
What are the new demographics? Did they get DC? How much are income taxes now?
Muslim Brotherhood took the White House in 2008 and is still there. So I suppose its not beyond the realm of possibility.
Uncle Sam has become so craven in the world that all the major dictators and Imams can have these dreams with some shred of possibility that they are attainable.
Rather than seek to actually fly the Russian flag from the White House, wouldn’t it be more economical to just send Obama over to Moscow where Putin can dominate him to his hearts content?
Uh, keeping soda over Kvass is something to fight for.
Blecchh.
I actually like kvass, but I believe in freedom of beverage choice.
I love kvass...best thirst quencher on a hot summer day.
Good idea.
Nice fiction.
You don’t believe Putin has supporters in Russia, yet you are one yourself.
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