Did you hear this one?
Prince Andrew, Alan Derschowitz, and Bill Clinton walk into a whorehouse....
And the bartender asks: "Why the long face?"
Bartender says, “Is this some kinda joke?”
Barmaid says, "Here's the wine, boys. That'll be $45."
"Fifteen bucks a glass?" says Clinton. "How much for the cigars?"
"Don't worry about that. The cigars are in me."