Below is the contents list. The rest of the 27 pages is obtuse regulations not facilitating quality or pricing.
The Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) is seeking survival kits for its employees with the follow contents:
Waist fanny-pack or backpack (all of the items below must fit in the fanny- pack/backpack)
2400-calorie food bar (minimum 5-year shelf life)
3-pack 8.5 oz. water (minimum 5-year shelf life)
50 water purification tablets (minimum 5-year shelf life)
Reusable solar blanket 52 x 84
Dust mask
One-size fits all poncho with hood
12 hr. light stick
1 pair of latex gloves
Whistle with lanyard
33 piece personal first aid kit:
o 1 antibiotic ointment pack
o 2 extra strength non-aspirin tablets
o 2 ibuprofen tablets
o 2 decongestant tablets
o 4 alcohol cleansing pads
o 2 antiseptic cleansing wipes (sting free)
o 6 3/4” x 3” adhesive plastic bandages
o 10 3/8” x 1/2” Junior plastic bandages o 1 large butterfly wound closure
o 1 1 1/2” x 1 1/2” patch plastic bandage
o 1 first aid guide
o 1 Carry anywhere case
5 Wet Naps
Dynamo rechargeable lantern with AM/FM radio
Air-Aid emergency mask
Not a bad survival kit. It just needs a firearm (I prefer the 1911), ammo, and a good knife.
Where’s the Roman live honking goose to warn you when the enemy breeches the perimeter?
Never mind. Federal bankers don’t know what a perimeter is. And they’d probably wreck the goose by trying to squeeze fois gras out of the poor bird.