Best Charlie Sheen Quotes
I am on a drug its called Charlie Sheen. Its not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Im different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! It fires in a way thats maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed, armless children.
I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because thats how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.
Im not bi-polar, Im bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
Its been a tsunami of media and Ive been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
The only thing Im addicted to right now is winning.
Im tired of pretending Im not special. Im tired of pretending Im not a total bitchin rock star from Mars.
People cant figure me out, they cant process me, I dont expect them to. You cant process me with the normal brain.
Im an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
Dying is for fools, amateurs.
I believe the part about you deploying your ordnance to the ground.
Near as I can tell, the way his brain "fires" is demonic.