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To: smoothsailing
How do you tell the difference between a regular turtle, and a snapping turtle???
Well, I think in this case, the bite radius would not really matter...
I’m Googl-ing it now...;-)
2 posted on
09/26/2014 6:59:36 PM PDT by
stevie_d_64
(I will settle for a "perfectly good, gently used" kidney...Apply within...)
To: smoothsailing
I guess the headlines would have been a little different if his “carry on” had been snapping turtles.
3 posted on
09/26/2014 6:59:49 PM PDT by
doc1019
To: smoothsailing
Government owns all the turtles.
4 posted on
09/26/2014 7:00:04 PM PDT by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: smoothsailing
5 posted on
09/26/2014 7:01:13 PM PDT by
Jane Long
("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
To: smoothsailing
Can we officially call illegals coming in from Mexico, Turtles, now?, to get
our Government to stop them? It seems a dumb crawler is all they care about
so it would be fitting.
7 posted on
09/26/2014 7:03:06 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: smoothsailing
“Are those turtles in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
8 posted on
09/26/2014 7:03:08 PM PDT by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
To: smoothsailing
“... turtles can be worth anywhere from $1,300 to $1,500 ...”
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Damn, the article doesn’t say what kind of turtle...
Box?
Snapper?
Slider?
Mud?
I might be looking for a little retirement income.
9 posted on
09/26/2014 7:03:52 PM PDT by
Repeal The 17th
(We have met the enemy and he is us.)
To: smoothsailing
Is that a turtle in your pocke or are you just happy to see me?
:^P
10 posted on
09/26/2014 7:03:57 PM PDT by
prairiebreeze
(Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
To: smoothsailing
Yikes...I’ve heard turtle soup is a delicacy but 13 to 15 hundred a turtle?
The insane ones are those that pay those prices. :-)
14 posted on
09/26/2014 7:07:12 PM PDT by
jazusamo
(Sometimes I think that this is an era when sanity has become controversial: Thomas Sowell)
To: smoothsailing
The last time someone told me they had a snapper in their pants, she wasn’t talking about no turtle.
16 posted on
09/26/2014 7:12:56 PM PDT by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: smoothsailing
17 posted on
09/26/2014 7:20:32 PM PDT by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
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Reptile Ping List18 posted on
09/26/2014 7:23:05 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(The end move in political in always to pick up a weapon...eh? "Bathhouse" 0'Mullah? d8^)
To: smoothsailing
I must be getting old. I can’t remember when I last had turtles in my pants. Oh well...
19 posted on
09/26/2014 7:23:33 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(Obama and the Left are maggots feeding off the flesh of the United States.)
To: smoothsailing
Go figure. An official will nab a turtle toting Canadian but won’t nab a gun toting illegal. Unbelievable.
21 posted on
09/26/2014 7:26:59 PM PDT by
Maudeen
To: smoothsailing
Go ahead, put me in your pants. I dare ya.
22 posted on
09/26/2014 7:27:46 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: smoothsailing
Nothing more uncomfortable than a tortoise in the hair.
To: smoothsailing
He explained he had so many turtles because the turtles were happy together.
He should have tried smuggling mock turtles instead. They make good soup.
To: smoothsailing
So it was turtles all the way down?
26 posted on
09/26/2014 7:37:59 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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28 posted on
09/26/2014 7:41:01 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
To: smoothsailing
a Canadian man had taped 51 live turtles to his legs and groin
Canadian man: Doc, what is it? Am I ok?
Doc: Dave, I’m afraid you’ve got turtles. It’s... I’m sorry to say, it’s spread to your groin. There isn’t a lot we can do at this point.
37 posted on
09/26/2014 7:59:11 PM PDT by
Yaelle
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