Jihadi Militants Ban Smoking And Guns In Conquered Territories

Daily Caller ^ | 6/13/2014

[Sacajaweau]

Heard the women had to be veiled.

[2ndDivisionVet]

So they’re Michael Bloomberg with a beard and a “pet” goat?

[Dog]

And now the left/MSM will fall in love with these head choppers.

[Mark17]

Heard the women had to be veiled.

What a relief. I thought they would simply march them down to the local soccer stadium, and blow them all into next week.

[Drago]

You beat me to it...it’s now like New York with more sand! Wonder if the jihadi’s let your drink Coke?!?

[Vince Ferrer]

If you want to be a martyr and blow yourself up, why worry about lung cáncer?

[shibumi]

"The militants have gained control of the region with astonishing celerity, taking cities in fractions of the time it took US forces during the Iraq War. “Tuesday saw ISIS overrun Mosul in one night as security forces fled the city,” noted National Journal correspondent Kaveh Waddell. “The coalition campaign to take the city in 2004 took over a week and failed to stabilize the city.”

Can you say "Rules of Engagement?"

Sure. I knew you could. < /Rogers >

[re_nortex]

This further adds to the proof that mooselimbs are meddling liberals. Is it any wonder why leftists and muzzies are invariably on the same side of the issues?

[Justa]

It’s a typical BS statement the Atlantic likes to make.

It took ISIS over 4 years before they could take Mosul, Fallujah and Ramadi. Most of the cities we took we just drove right in -including Fallujah and Ramadi. Getting rid of the insurgents took another 4 years. If the Kurds want Mosul ISIS probably won’t even hold it for 4 days.

[Netz]

The Liberals love these guys because they're so determined to care for their fellow man (or veiled woman). The ultimatum is this:
1) No smoking prohibited anymore - we look after your health...rather, Allah looks after your health and...
2) If you do not abide by our rules, you won't need any lungs anymore because they will be splattered all over some Infidel.
Thank you, this has been a public service message from your local Jihadi Human Services organization. Allah Akbar!

[nickcarraway]

Agreed.

[markomalley]

Jihadi Militants Ban Smoking And Guns In Conquered Territories

Sounds like a bunch of Dems to me.

[saintgermaine]

What about booze. Just couldn’t resists

[iontheball]

The commonality between the two is an insatiable desire to control others. Neither give a damn about humanity.

[Stepan12]

So they’re Michael Bloomberg with a beard and a “pet” goat?

You beat me to it, also. No wonder the lib/commie types like and defend the Muslims. They're so much like them.

[ilovesarah2012]

You sure this isn’t New York?

Are they gonna ban Big Gulps, too?

[lavaroise]

Why can’t we be friends... ATF is having a hard on.

[Biggirl]

....Until they too, are threatened with death via a FATWA.

[Einherjar]

What about them big swords, nobody needs big swords.