Thank you for keeping track of the weather.
But we do already have thousands of more serious weathermen who do competent and accurate weather forecasts daily, using computer programs that actually work.
Get back to us in 500 years, if you want to discuss CLIMATE.
Impossible to read full report available to the Stupid Public
Sorry that reality trumps arrogance and incompetence.
Presenting the stupid report in dibs, dribbles and discouraging-to-follow bureaucratese, guarantees no one will be able to read it, or even want to!