All their manufacturing is automated, with the exception of one line. This allows many parts of the process to be done manually so that small amounts of fortune cookies can be made with special messages.
How is it they know he’s a 26 year old man, but don’t know his identity, I wonder?
2 posted on
04/29/2014 7:58:10 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
"Police Investigating Death at Fortune Cookie Company.... Hmmm ... sound like Man who work at Fortune Cookie Factory have bad fortune!
3 posted on
04/29/2014 7:59:52 PM PDT by
R_Kangel
( "A Nation of Sheep ..... Will Beget ..... a Nation Ruled by Wolves.")
To: smokingfrog
“With patience and perseverance, you will be rolling in dough”
To: smokingfrog
“Take care not to get mixed up in your work”
6 posted on
04/29/2014 8:00:40 PM PDT by
G Larry
(In the beginning there was "Right" and "Wrong" and we've been compromising in the "Wrong" direction)
To: smokingfrog
How come Maxwell Smart comes to mind when i read that and the Get Smart Show
8 posted on
04/29/2014 8:02:16 PM PDT by
al baby
(Hi MomÂ…)
To: smokingfrog
Confucius say man who thinks of way to get rich instead of attending to his job at hand can get into some serious dough.
9 posted on
04/29/2014 8:03:33 PM PDT by
coloradan
(The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
To: smokingfrog
“You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.”
11 posted on
04/29/2014 8:05:42 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: smokingfrog
Im always a fan of the cookies that have the lotto numbers printed on the back
To: smokingfrog
Terminator got him. John Connor was going to eat some of those fortune cookies.
/johnny
To: smokingfrog
Amazing thing is, we export this crap to China.
15 posted on
04/29/2014 8:18:33 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
To: smokingfrog
Many years ago our company showed us photos of a man who had been caught in the drive shaft of a large air fan. It was not pretty.
The company often did this as a warning to BE SAFE!
16 posted on
04/29/2014 8:22:38 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: smokingfrog
and apparently, special fillings.
17 posted on
04/29/2014 8:28:52 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: smokingfrog
i wonder if he got a cookie that day that said something about having a bad day.
18 posted on
04/29/2014 8:29:45 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: smokingfrog
“you should call in sick today.”
19 posted on
04/29/2014 8:30:16 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: smokingfrog
There’s great wisdom to be found in fortune cookies - the last fortune I received said “Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt”.....
To: smokingfrog; All
24 posted on
04/29/2014 8:57:31 PM PDT by
gura
(If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
To: Slings and Arrows
26 posted on
04/29/2014 9:16:58 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: smokingfrog
"Beware the schmeer with a smile."
"You may be a bit tired. Rest."
Actual fortunes found in cookies. The first one has a typo.
36 posted on
04/30/2014 2:27:03 AM PDT by
firebrand
(Proofreader wanted. M&M factory experience helpful.)
To: smokingfrog; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Houston police responded to a call of a dead body found inside of an industrial mixer at the Houston branch of the Wonton WANTON Food company. There. Fixed.
39 posted on
04/30/2014 6:25:59 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Misfortune cookies)
To: smokingfrog
I hope they threw that batch away. RIP mister. I hope it was quick.
42 posted on
04/30/2014 8:51:20 AM PDT by
csvset
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