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So okay....here’s my story about how this humble Blogger changed a local politoco’s way of thinking.

He’s a former State trooper...name Steve Smyk. Man he’s got spies everywhere, probably somebody reading this. Heh.

He has a morning meeting once a month, like they do and which I steadfastly and with purpose attend, even at seven in the am, because I like to make them nervous and I do.

Smyk is my Delaware state representative, we being in a new district as this wonderful place known as Sussex county Delaware and the Blue Bloods up north took their crayons and began scrawling out new districts and I ended up in one.

Nobody knows where Smyk came from, outta nowhere like the Wilmington Blue Blood Republicans like to do. So I decided to find out as this guy does represent me.

First thing he proposes a bill to make secret compartments in our cars illegal.

I’m serious. It’s complicated but Smyk phrases it as a “tool” for law enforcement. Like all laws they want to hold us down with, this is a law that was never clamored for in Delaware but I dunno, just throwing it out there, maybe the police union wants it to make their jobs easier that they may enjoy more donuts while they throw me in jail for....I am not making this up....HAVING A SECRET COMPARTMENT IN MY JEEP THAT MIGHT BE USED TO TRANSPORT ILLEGAL DRUGS.

I don’t have to tell you folks that we just don’t need more laws and right there I am suspicious of Smyk.

Then he proposes a law to put mandatory breathalyzers in cars and now I see Teabaggers silmutaneously forced to get brotholyzers while getting audited by the IRS.

So I write a FACEBOOK post mind you, NOT on my Blog, about Monty Python’s famous “Bureau of Funny Walks”...I know you all know about this cause somebody here put up a link to a video of this skit last time I mentioned on this thread.

I note that Representative Smyk is so nuts about politce tools that he’d probably love the Bureau of Funny Walks, boom, everybody must register their walk with the bureau and donut munching cops will know it was them that robbed the bank for the funny walk of the perp.

SATIRE...it’s satire.

So last Tuesday at 7 in the am, indeed in the middle of the damn nite, I am sitting in front of Smyk at the Surf Bagel right across from my church (Smyk IS a member of my church btw).

He is talking about something and, as is my wont, I comment.

He gets this real nasty look on his face as I must suppose my comment made him angry.

“I know you call me a nut in your most recent Blog post,” he said, out of nowhere and causing me to wonder what the hell he’s talking about.

“I don’t read your Blog,” he expanded lest those in attendance, all three of them, would think he sits around and reads my Blog. “But people tell me things.”

Well this was a Facebook post and I do think Steve is a friend of mine on Facebook and I’m thinking that HE read it and didn’t like my mockery.

And so I am boohooing all over the place for hurting his widdle feelings but these politicos have GOT to stop regarding us people who carry this country on our backs as tools for their own advancement through laws that weigh us down.

It’s my mission, God has a plan for me, I am guided by my Lord Jesus Christ and I won’t mention this again.

MY SATIRE HURT HIM TO THE QUICK!

Well that’s why God made satire, right?

Also, really in a Blog post, I did state that Smyk seems to like the police union more than his constituents cause didn’t the guy go and vote for minimum wage and I know his constituents didn’t want that. I was at yet another mid of night meeting where several local business owners came and TOLD HIM A HIGH MINIMUM WAGE WOULD HURT THEM!

At this past meeting he goes on and on and on about he is a champion of his constituents....he did, you should smile, protest a bit too much.

This is how I am making change guys!

So a new newsletter comes out for the Delaware Republican minority and there’s yet another stupid law these out of control legislators want to enact that no one asked for....called the “illegal porn” act or something.

If you take a pic of me naked and we break up, should you put that pic on the Internet you can get charged with a felony.

One can see handily the problems with this law as wow, who broke up when...”Gee I thought we were still together”...”But she ASKED me to put up that pic”....piece of crap.

Only this time yon ladies and gems, ole Smyk comes out AGAINST this law, at least as quoted in this newsletter as...heh, that’s exactly what my comment was about when he brought it up.

Yeah, I don’t think Smyk wanted to suffer my wrath.

Maybe I’m full of myself but no....just one citizen challenging them is MAKING THEM SWEAT!

Lots more.....lots more....